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5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways...

Film-essay about shepherds living in the Armenian highlands, about the contradiction and the harmony between man and nature. (IMDB)

A sequel to the awful but well-known movie known as "Turkish Star Wars". (IMDB Comments)

After a long journey, Philip arrives at the Usher mansion seeking his loved one, Madeline. Upon arriving, however, he discovers that Madeline and her brother Roderick Usher have been afflicted with a mysterious malady: Roderick's senses have become painfully acute, while Madeline has become catatonic... (imdb)

A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped. (imdb)

George, after getting out of prison, begins looking for a job, but his time in prison has reduced his stature in the criminal underworld... (imdb)

Frank Griffin, an outlaw terrorizing the 1880s American West, hunts down Roy Goode, his partner turned enemy. Roy hides out at a ranch as Frank's chase leads him to La Belle, New Mexico - a town mysteriously made up entirely of women. (imdb)

Juvenile burglars break into a house occupied by a brother and sister and their inbred children. (imdb)

A sprawling drama centered around five keys days in a family's life. (imdb)

A grumpy hermit hatches a plan to steal Christmas from the Whos of Whoville. (imdb)