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As the world searches for a cure to a disastrous virus, a scientist and park scout venture deep in the forest for a routine equipment run. (imdb)
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Film in which there appear edge lettering, sprocket holes, dirt particles, etc.
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In the Napoleonic wars, an officer finds an old book that relates his grandfather's story, Alfons van Worden, captain in the Walloon guard. A man of honor and courage, he seeks the shortest route through the Sierra Morena. At an inn, the Venta Quemada, he sups with two Islamic princesses. They call him their cousin and seduce him; he wakes beside corpses under a gallows. He meets a hermit priest and a goatherd; each tells his story; he wakes again by the gallows... (imdb)
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For Scent-imental Reasons (1949) - Short Film
A perfume shop owner disguises a black cat as a skunk in hopes of luring away Pepe, who has wandered in to sample the scents.
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A young rich orphan loses his fiancée to voodoo doll mischief on the part of his housekeeper who is jealous of his attentions... (imdb)
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When the singing Veggies encounter some car trouble, they're stranded at old, rundown seafood joint where nothing is quite as it seems. As Bob the Tomato and the kids settle in to wait for a tow truck to help get their van back on the road, the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" share a little story about a guy named Jonah. Jonah was kind of like a mailman except his messages came straight from God. Jonah loves his job, until the day comes when he has to deliver a message to the people of Nineveh... (imdb)
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A mid-life crisis plagued man and his friends find renewal and purpose on a cattle driving vacation. (imdb)
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The surviving crew members from NASA's Apollo missions tell their story in their own words. (imdb)
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