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Half Past Dead
A criminal mastermind has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a high tech prison in order to persuade a death row inmate to reveal the whereabouts of $200 million worth of gold. It's up to an undercover FBI agent to stop him before it's too late. (imdb)
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Penny Serenade
As Julie prepares to leave her husband Roger, she begins to play through a stack of recordings, each of which reminds her of events in their lives together. (imdb)
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Escape 2000
Deviants are held at a rehabilitation fortress until they're set into a deadly game of survival, in the hopes of returning to world society.
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Listen to Britain
Documentary showing a Britain united in the war effort through a montage of various scenes of daily life... (channel4.com)
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Still Waiting...
Two years have passed, and Shenaniganz is dealing with stiff competition from the new Ta-Ta's Wing Shack next door. All the "best" waitresses have bolted to the wing joint - where the clothes are shorter and the tips bigger - and customers are following. The heat is on the Shenaniganz team to smash the competition, lift their numbers (and their hemlines), and remind the public who's got the tastiest fast food in town - before it's curtains for their restaurant. (Aceshowbiz.com)
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I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House
A young nurse takes care of elderly author who lives in a haunted house. (imdb)
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Fubar
Headbangers Terry and Dean explore the depths of friendship, and the art and science of drinking beer like a man. (imdb)
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Flirtation
Vienna in the beginning of the twentieth century. Cavalry Lieutenant Fritz Lobheimer is about to end his affair with Baroness Eggerdorff when he meets the young Christine, the daughter of an opera violinist. Baron Eggerdorff however soon hears of his past misfortune... (imdb)
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Kustom Kar Kommandos
A man in tight jeans buffs his car to the strains of "Dream Lover". (imdb)
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Fist of the North Star
After a nuclear holocaust tears the world apart, mankind is forced to the harshness of not only the oppression of others who are much more powerful... (imdb)
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