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The Rose
The story of the tragic life of a self destructive female rock star, modeled after Janis Joplin. (imdb)
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Diary of a Chambermaid
Celestine, the chambermaid has new job on the country. The Monteils, were she works are a group of strange people... (imdb)
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Deadstream
A disgraced internet personality attempts to win back his followers by livestreaming one night alone in a haunted house. But when he accidentally pisses off a vengeful spirit, his big comeback event becomes a real-time fight for his life.
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Tolkien
Tolkien explores the formative years of the orphaned author as he finds friendship, love and artistic inspiration among a group of fellow outcasts at school. (imdb)
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Pippi Longstocking on the Seven Seas
One day Pippi gets a message in a bottle revealing sad news: Her father, Captain Ephraim Longstocking, was kidnapped by pirates and held captive in a dungeon on an island. Without hesitation, Pippi is on her way to free her father. Tommy and Annika accompany her on that quest. They will have to face many heavy-armed but not very bright pirates...
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Pearl Jam Twenty
A documentary on the band Pearl Jam that marks their 20th anniversary in the year 2011.
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Like Someone in Love
An unusual relationship develops between a student (Rin Takanashi), who works as prostitute on the side to pay for her studies, and a brilliant, elderly academic (Tadashi Okuno) who is one her clients. (mubi.com)
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JCVD
Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! In JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States. (imdb)
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The Blood on Satan\
Horror thriller set in 17th century England about the children of a village slowly converting into a coven of devil worshipers. (imdb)
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Mister Roberts
Comedy-drama about life on a not particularly important ship of the US Navy during WW2. (imdb)
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