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Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
An abused, (allegedly) mentally handicapped parking attendant fetishizes the first movie and decides to make a human centipede of his own.
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Angel Heart
Harry Angel has a new case, to find a man called Johnny Favourite. Except things aren't quite that simple... (imdb)
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Fat Man and Little Boy
This film reenacts the Manhattan Project, the secret wartime project in New Mexico where the first atomic bombs were designed and built. (imdb)
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Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Two hapless frieght handlers find themselves encountering Dracula, the Frankenstein Monster and the Wolf Man.
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30 Minutes or Less
Two fledgling criminals kidnap a pizza delivery guy, strap a bomb to his chest, and inform him that he has mere hours to rob a bank or else... (imdb)
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Red Riding: 1980
Police corruption interferes with the search for a killer in Yorkshire, England.
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The Lusty Men
When he sustains a rodeo injury, star rider Jeff McCloud returns to his hometown after many years of absence. He signs on as a hired hand with a local ranch, where he befriends fellow ranch hand Wes and his wife Louise. Wes has big dreams of owning his own little farm, and rodeo winnings could help finance it... (imdb)
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Walk On Water
A colorful and very contemporary road movie that takes its characters around Israel and later to Berlin. This unique movie, is a non traditional attempt to understand the role that is still played by the past in the lives of Israeli and German young people. (IDP Films)
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La Famille Bélier
A girl, who lives with her deaf-mute parents, discovers that she has the gift of singing. (imdb)
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The Departed
The lives of two cops: Colin Sullivan, smart and ambitious, appears to be on the fast track in the Massachusetts State Police Department, whose prime target is powerful Irish mob boss Frank Costello. Billy Costigan, street-smart and tough, is purported to have a violent temper that costs him his badge...
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