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The Gay Shoe Clerk
A woman being fitted for shoes exposes her ankle to the shoe clerk, who is intrigued. He kisses her, but her chaperone hits him with her umbrella. (imdb)
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Angel and the Badman
Quirt Evens an all round bad guy is nursed back to health and sought after by Penelope Worth a quaker girl... (imdb)
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Hot Girls Wanted
A documentary about young women who have been drawn into the sex trade - and how easy it is for a web-savvy generation to end up making porn. (imdb)
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Tomorrow, When the War Began
When their country is invaded and their families are taken, eight unlikely high school teenagers band together to fight. (imdb)
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Gülen Adam
Story of the man who constantly laughs. (self)
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American Beauty
Provoked by forbidden passions, Lester Burnham (Spacey) decides to make a few changes in his rut of a life, changes that are less midlife crisis than adolescence reborn. The freer he gets, the happier he gets, which is even more maddening to his wife, Carolyn (Bening), and daughter Jane (Birch) --especially when he turns his lustful gaze toward Jane's friend, the sultry Angela (Suvari). (Dreamworks SKG)
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The Thief
A woman meets a man who isn't the right man for her - but she hasn't realised it yet... (imdb)
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Blackmail
Alice White is the daughter of a shopkeeper in 1920's London. Her boyfriend, Frank Webber is a Scotland... (imdb)
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Citizen Dog
Pod is a man without a dream. He's a country bumpkin who comes to work at a tinned sardine factory in Bangkok. One day, Pod chops off his finger and packs it in the can, prompting him to go around looking for his lost finger at various supermarkets... (imdb)
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Aladdin and the King of Thieves
At long last, Aladdin is about to marry the Princess Jasmine. Despite the presence and encouragement of his friends Genie, Carpet, and Abu, he is fearful and anxious (imdb)
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