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Capharnaüm
A politically-charged fable, featuring mostly non-professional actors, about a child who launches a lawsuit against his parents. (imdb)
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Another Stakeout
Chris and Bill are called upon for their excellent surveillance record to stakeout a lakeside home where a Mafia trial witness is believed to be heading or already hiding. Unlike their earlier _Stakeout_, this time they are accompanied by Gina Garret from the DA's office and her pet rottweiler 'Archie'; their cover, husband and wife with son Bill. (imdb)
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Türkler cildirmis olmali
A rich Turkish family is captured by Somali pirates. Turkish government sends a team of cons to rescue them.
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Red-Headed Woman
Lil works for the Legendre Company and causes Bill to divorce Irene and marry her. She has an affair with businessman Gaerste and uses him to force society to pay attention to her (imdb)
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Happiness
A series of intertwining love stories, stories of connections missed and made between people, how people always struggle to make a connection, and to what degree they succeed or don't.
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Knight of Cups
Once there was a young prince whose father, the king of the East, sent him down into Egypt to find a pearl. But when the prince arrived, the people poured him a cup. Drinking it, he forgot he was the son of a king, forgot about the pearl and fell into a deep sleep. (imdb)
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Kon-Tiki
An epic account of Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl's 1947 voyage across the Pacific on a balsa wood raft. (tiff.net)
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The Conjuring 2
Lorraine and Ed Warren travel to north London to help a single mother raising four children alone in a house plagued by malicious spirits. (imdb)
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The Wild Bunch
An aging group of outlaws look for one last big score as the "traditional" American West is disappearing around them (imdb)
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Medianeras
Martin and Mariana live on the same block, in opposite buildings. But they don't manage to meet each other. They cross each other, not knowing about the other's existence. The city brings them together, and, at the same time, brings them apart. (berlinale.de)
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