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Assassins
Robert Rath (Sylvester Stallone) is a seasoned hitman who just wants out of the business with no back talk... (imdb)
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Van Gogh
The final 67 days of Van Gogh's life is examined. (imdb)
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Resident Evil
A secret experiment...a deadly virus...a fatal mistake. Based on the wildly popular video game series, Resident Evil is an action-packed thriller starring Milla Jovovich in a battle of good and evil, human versus computer, the living against the Undead. (Sony Pictures)
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Baise-moi
Two young women, marginalised by society, go on a destructive tour of sex and violence, breaking norms and killing men.
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The Return of the Living Dead
A bumbling pair of employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air... (imdb)
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Richie Rich
The richest kid in the world, Richie Rich, has everything he wants, except companionship. (imdb)
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Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
Taking place between the original "Lilo and Stitch" and "Stitch: The Movie", "Lilo and Stitch 2" finds the rowdy extraterrestrial getting used to life with his new ohana. However, a malfunction in the ultimate creation of Dr. Jumba soon emerges, which reinstates his destructive programming and threatens to both ruin his friendship with Lilo and to short him out for good! (imdb)
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Harriet the Spy
Harriet M. Welsch is a spy. But when Harriet's friends find her secret notebook the tables are turned on her. Can she win her friends back and still keep on going with the spy buisness? (imdb)
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Bleak Moments
Moments from the uncompromisingly bleak existence of a secretary, her retarded sister, aloof and uneasy teacher boyfriend, bizzare neighbour and irritating workmate. (imdb)
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National Lampoon\
In this sequel to "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," Taj (Penn), Van Wilder's assistant in the first film, heads out on his own and heads to England's prestigious Camden University to further his studies. Along the way, he adopts a group of misfits and shows the uptight student body how to get Wilder! (MGM)
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