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Jonathan Hemlock is an Art teacher and collector who finances his hobby by performing the odd sanction (assassination) for an obscure government bureau. (imdb)

Pretty fusion of accelerated colours by Stan Brakhage

A young boy plants some strange seeds and they grow into a grandmother. Short, surreal, and David Lynch's third film. (imdb)

2 young women reunite and rekindle their friendship after having said goodbye at their college graduation, six years earlier. (imdb)

When American Matt Buckner (Wood) is expelled unfairly from Harvard, he flees to England and is draw into the underworld of British football hooliganism. Green Street Hooligans is a story of loyalty, trust, and the sometimes brutal consequences of living close to the edge. (Freestyle Releasing)

Bjork stars as Selma, a Czech immigrant and single mother working in a factory in rural America. She is losing her eyesight and her 10 year-old son stands to suffer the same fate if she can't put away enough money to secure him an operation.

A young rollerblader is torn between money and his personal morality in this family friendly made-for-TV movie. (All Movie Guide)

This documentary follows the 2002 mayoral campaign in Newark, New Jersey in which the Cory Booker attempted to unseat longtime mayor Sharpe James

When the police in a German city are unable to catch a child-murderer, other criminals join in the manhunt. (imdb)

When a young boy and his family go on holiday, their household appliances, led by the toaster, think they've been abandoned... (imdb)