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Jack Goes Boating
A limo driver's blind date sparks a tale of love, betrayal, friendship, and grace centered around two working-class NYC couples.
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Cabin Boy
Snobby school boy goes left, and mistakes the "Filthy Whore" for his millionaire dad's yacht. He joins four filthy fishermen for hijinx on the high seas. (imdb)
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High Anxiety
Dr. Richard Thorndyke arrives as new administrator of the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, VERY Nervous to discover some suspicious goings-on... (imdb)
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Particle Fever
Physicists are on the cusp of the greatest scientific discovery of all time -- or perhaps their greatest failure.
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The Fall of the House of Usher
Allan has a hard time finding the Usher's house, which is known to be cursed... But he is a personal friend of Roderick Usher... (imdb)
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Caught
It was her childhood dream come true. She had married a man worth millions. But her innocent dream became a tormented nightmare once she realized the truth about her husband. He was more than a millionaire, he was absolutely insane (imdb)
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Rush
Two small town Texas cops goes undercover to catch a major drug runner & end up getting caught up in the drug culture. (imdb)
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Gummo
A portrait of the inhabitants of the small town of Xenia, Ohio, which never fully recovered from a 1974 tornado.
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Bicentennial Man
Follows the life and times of Andrew (Williams), a robot purchased by the Martin family as a household appliance programmed to perform menial tasks. As Andrew begins to experience emotions and creative thought, the Martins soon discover they don't have an ordinary robot. (Touchstone Pictures)
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Parasyte: The Maxim
Shinichi Izumi is a normal high school boy whose right hand has become infected with an alien parasite that names itself "Migi". Migi isn't the only Parasite on earth, however, and as cases of Parasites killing humans begin to emerge, humans seek to kill off Parasites. Shinichi and Migi find themselves caught in between these two sides of the struggle over planet earth. (Anime News Network)
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