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Dennis the Menace
Dennis, everyone's favorite kid from the comics is back. When his parents have to go out of town, he stays with Mr and Mrs Wilson... (imdb)
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Julia
A woman (Swinton) tries to extort money, using a young boy as bait. (imdb)
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Sword of the Beast
Gennosuke, a clan retainer, kills one of the clan ministers as part of a plot to achieve reform. He is pursued by his former comrades... (imdb)
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Frida
Chronicles the life Frida Kahlo (Hayek) shared openly and unflinchingly with her mentor and husband, Diego Rivera (Molina), as this young couple took the art by storm. (Miramax)
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Transformers
Aliens make Earth their final battleground. As the forces of evil seek the key to ultimate power, Earth's last chance for survival rest in the hands of young Sam Witwicky. (Paramount Pictures)
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Towelhead
A young Arab-American girl struggles with her sexual obsession, a bigoted Army reservist and her strict father during the Gulf War. Based on Alicia Erian's novel "Towelhead".
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Santoori
Ali Bolourchi, a santour player (Bahram Radan) narrates his life after his wife Hanieh (Golshifteh Farahani) left him. Ali now makes a living playing music with his band at weddings and house parties where he is often given drugs instead of money to support his heroin addiction..... (en.wikipedia.org)
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This film tells the story of a shepard who repairs the ruined ecosystem of a secluded valley by singlehandedly cultivating a forest over a thirty year period. (imdb)
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Tepenin Ardi
Known for his short films Rıfat and The Letter, Emin Alper's debut feature Beyond the Hill premiered at the Berlin Film Festival. After his retirement Faik returns to his hometown in the country and starts to work the land he inherited from his grandfather. A sharecropper nomadic family takes care of his lands and his flock of goats. His son and his two grandsons arrive on a hot summer day for vacation only to witness Faik heatedly quarrelling with the neighbouring nomads. (iksv.org)
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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Robbed of his birthright, Arthur comes up the hard way in the back alleys of the city. But once he pulls the sword from the stone, he is forced to acknowledge his true legacy - whether he likes it or not.
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