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The Club
A group of priests of various ages lives together with Mónica, a nun, in a house on the Chilean coast. When they are not praying and atoning for their sins, they train their greyhound for the next race. What on earth has brought them here, practically to the end of the world, where a stiff breeze constantly blows? When a new priest moves in, a man suddenly turns up at the door and starts making strong accusations about the newcomer... (berlinale.de)
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Heavy Metal
A glowing orb terrorizes a young girl with a collection of stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror (imdb)
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Going the Distance
A look at the trials and tribulations of a long-distance relationship.
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Flaskepost fra P
An old note is found in a bottle in Jutland which has traveled very long across the ocean a long time ago. The note is hard to decipher, but when the Danish investigator from Section Q receives it, the odd personalities within the section find a new angle on it and try to unveil yet another old and diabolic case even though the lead is cold. (imdb)
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Swiss Family Robinson
A Swiss settler family are shipwrecked on a desert island. (imdb)
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Jesus Christ Superstar
Film version of the musical stage play, presenting the last few weeks of Christ's life, told in an anachronistic manner.
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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
An account of Baron Munchausen's supposed travels and fantastical experiences with his band of misfits. (imdb)
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Ernest Goes to Camp
A group of juvenile criminals is sent for vacation to Kamp Kikakee. The clumsy Ernest has to care for them... (imdb)
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42nd Street
Julian Marsh, an sucessful Broadway director, produces a new show, inspite of his poor health. The money comes from a rich old man, who is in love with the star of the show, Dorothy Brock. But she doesn't reply his love, because she is still in love with her old partner. (imdb)
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Born Into Brothels
Two documentary filmmakers chronicle their time in Sonagchi, Calcutta and the relationships they developed with children of prostitutes who work the city's notorious red light district
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