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A look at the glamorous life at an old-world Prague hotel. (imdb)

Hundreds of people who are struggling financially are invited to join a mysterious competition promising a huge payday to the winner. After joining players compete in a series of simple children's games, but now with their own survival at stake.

A comedy about three blue collar heroes on the military's front line in Iraq. (Lionsgate)

A rescue mission is assembled in Thailand where a group of young boys and their soccer coach are trapped in a system of underground caves that are flooding. (imdb)

Using the Matrix, a resistance group attempts to recruit a sentinel to their cause. (imdb)

The equally-straight-laced and "by the book" nephew of Joe Friday must work with his more laid-back partner to solve a mystery. (imdb)

A singer's car breaks down deep in the woods.

A musician who gave up everything for her dream of rock-and-roll stardom returns home, looking to make things right with her family. (imdb)

One night, Arlequin come to see his lover Colombine. But then Pierrot knocks at the door and Colombine and Arlequin hide. Pierrot starts singing but Arlequin scares him and the poor man goes away. (imdb)

The misadventures of two social-climbing women in small town America. (imdb)