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Seven strangers, each with a secret to bury, meet at Lake Tahoe's El Royale, a rundown hotel with a dark past. Over the course of one fateful night, everyone will have a last shot at redemption - before everything goes to hell.

Two spoiled rich people find themselves trapped on an empty passenger ship. (imdb)

Reality movie of a few days in the life of a Czechoslovak teenager when he starts work. (imdb)

Cultural critic David Kepesh finds his life -- which he indicates is a state of "emancipated manhood" -- thrown into tragic disarray by Consuela Castillo, a well-mannered student who awakens a sense of sexual possessiveness in her teacher.

The intertwined stories of three Marines during America's battle with the Japanese in the Pacific during World War II.

While their mother is dying in the modern Gimli, Manitoba hospital, two young children are told an important tale by their Icelandic grandmother about Ainar the lonely, his friend Gunnar, and the angelic Snjofrieder in a Gimli of old. (imdb)

On 2003, the 4th of July, allied American forces come to the unofficial, half-secret Turkish headquarters consisting of eleven people. The Turkish soldiers suppose that this is an ordinary visit from their allies. But this time it is different... (ValleyOfTheWolvesIraq.com)

Chris Rock offers a few ideas on why women go to such elaborate lengths to control their hair.

The wacky misadventures of an Australian wallaby and his friends as he finishes his transition to American life. (imdb)

Ted and John are back for another adventure.