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Geoffrey Thorpe is an adventurous and dashing pirate, who feels that he should pirate the Spanish ships for the good of England. In one such battle, he overtakes a Spanish ship and when he comes aboard he finds Dona Maria, a beautiful Spanish royal... (imdb)

Corky, a tough female ex con and her lover Violet concoct a scheme to steal millions of stashed mob money and pin the blame on Violet's crooked boyfriend Caeser. (imdb)

A defense attorney works to get his teenage client acquitted of murdering his wealthy father. (imdb)

A freelance writer looking for romance sells a story to Cosmopolitan magazine about finding love in the business world and goes undercover at a Finance Company. (imdb)

Three workers, Zeke, Jerry and Smokey, are working at a car plant and drinking their beers together. One night when they steal away from their wives to have some fun they get the idea to rob the local union's bureau safe (imdb)

A little girl's brother kills the whole family but her (she escapes by hiding in the basement). He is committed, and she grows up with a new family, eventually going to college, where she joins a sorority. Due to a memory block, she doesn't remember that the sorority house was her childhood house. Her brother senses her presence in the house and escapes so he can finish the job he was unable to complete. (imdb)

In October 1991, a confluence of weather conditions combined to form a killer storm in the North Atlantic. Caught in the storm was the sword-fishing boat Andrea Gail. Magnificent foreshadowing and anticipation fill this true-life drama while minute details of the fishing boats, their gear and the weather are juxtaposed with the sea adventure. (imdb)

The Austrian Secret Service sends its most seductive agent to spy on the Russians. (imdb)

Set in World War II, a demented cremator believes cremation relieves earthly suffering and sets out to save the world. (imdb)

A criminal mastermind unleashes a twisted form of justice in Spiral, the terrifying new chapter from the book of Saw.