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The Seafarers
The Seafarers (1953) - Short Film
Stanley Kubrick's first feature made in color. Lost for over 40 years! The documentary extolls the benefits of membership to the Seafarers International Union. (imdb)
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. (imdb)
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Le Chaudron infernal
Two demons throw helpless captives into a boiling cauldron, and then try to summon forth their spirits. (imdb)
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The Opposite of Sex
Lessons of life and love are learned as various characters confront and explore their own sexuality, learn to let go of their traditional beliefs and ultimately discover that what they really want is "the opposite of sex" - lasting, committed and loving relationships. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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Cocoon: The Return
The old age pensioners that left at the end of the first film come back to earth to visit their relatives. Will they all decide to go back to the planet where no-one grows old, or will they be tempted to stay back on earth ? (imdb)
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Brawl in Cell Block 99
A former boxer-turned-drug runner lands in a prison battleground after a deal gets deadly. (imdb)
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The Wedding March
Prince Nikki, Lieutenant of the Guard in pre WWI Vienna, is flat broke, but the only advice he gets from his parents is either to shoot himself or to marry money... (imdb)
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The Dry
Aaron Falk returns to his drought-stricken hometown to attend a tragic funeral. But his return opens a decades-old wound - the unsolved death of a teenage girl.
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Yoksul
Yoksul [poor] is a poor guy, like his name. He works as a tea seller and loves a girl who deceive him
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Night on Earth
A collection of five stories involving cab drivers in five different cities.(imdb)
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