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The Eclipse
The Eclipse (1907) - Short Film
An astronomer of age, wealth, and erudition conducts classes in his home. His students are not always respectful, and he suffers their pranks and high jinks. Then, at noon, everything darkens and the astronomer hurries upstairs to his telescope. It is an eclipse of the sun, and through his glass, he sees a female moon coming toward a masculine sun, flirting as they move closer to what becomes a consummation. (imdb)
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The Transformers: The Movie
The Autobots must stop a colossal planet consuming robot who is after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. (imdb)
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Gun Shy
On the verge of a mental breakdown, and in complete fear of trigger-happy Mafia leader, undercover DEA agent Charlie Mayough seeks psychiatric help and finds himself relying on the support of an unstable therapy group and nurse Judy just to get through his work.
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Bronson
A young man who was sentenced to seven years in prison for robbing a post office ends up spending three decades in solitary confinement. During this time, his own personality is supplanted by his alter-ego, Charles Bronson.
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Hot Shots!
Parody of "Top Gun" in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers. (imdb)
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Three O\
A nerd gets himself in hot water with the new bully, a quiet bad boy who challenges him to fight on the grounds of their high school after the day's end.
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You Can Count On Me
A lot happens at once to Sammy, a single mom living in the Catskill town of her birth, where her parents died in a car crash when she was small. Her son Rudy, who's 8, begins imagining his unseen father as a hero; she picks up, sort of, with last year's boyfriend; she gets a new boss who imposes foolish rules; and, her wayward brother Terry arrives for a visit after months of no communication... (imdb)
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Good Morning, Vietnam
An unorthodox and irreverent DJ begins to shake up things when he is assigned to the US Armed Services Radio station in Vietnam. (imdb)
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Sleepwalking
The drama follows an 11-year-old girl's struggle to come to terms with her mother's abandonment. (imdb)
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Warlock: The Armageddon
In this sequel, the Warlock is resurrected again, and sets out to obtain a group of mysterious crystals. Everyone who tries to stop him dies in a creative new way, only he catches the attention of a group of underground druids...
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