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After he discovers that he's the son of the Greek god Poseidon (Kevin McKidd), 12-year-old Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman) strikes out on an action-packed adventure to rescue his mortal mother and negotiate a peace treaty between his father, Zeus (Sean Bean) and Hades (Steve Coogan). Directed by Chris Columbus (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets), this star-studded family tale also stars Pierce Brosnan, Rosario Dawson and Uma Thurman.

An unexpected detour causes a woman who is trying to figure out how to break up with her boyfriend to rethink her life.

"The Paradise Quarter" is located at the outskirts of Istanbul. A place abundant with dance, music and love. The most beautiful girls, the most swaggering young men, the most talkative, nice and emotional people are living here. The neighborhood beauty Sultan, the dancer, is deeply is head over heels in love with Ferhat, the violinist who has an emotional voice. (imdb)

A pair of adventurers try to track down an ancient Aztec/Mayan/Egyptian/ Apache horde of gold. (imdb)

The story is set in the year of 2001 in a prison owned by a major company. A new prisoner sees his friends... (imdb)

Zed has only just arrived in the beautiful Paris and already he's up to no good. Having just slept with a call girl, he spends a night on the town with his dangerous friends (imdb)

When an overzealous Korean Coast Guard soldier kills a local civilian at night when the civilian is in a restricted area, the officials give him a seven-day pass and he begins his descent into madness. (imdb comments)

A prominent judge, his wife, her ex-lover, their neighbor and a dead body that complicates their lives. (imdb)

Tkaloun is a nervous, over-aged school teacher living with his slowly retreating wife and struggling to find a new way of life for himself after he leaves his teaching job. When he accepts new work in a supermarket as the clerk responsible for storing empty glass bottles, he learns that it is never too late to be kind to other people, nor for life itself... (IMDB Comments)

Takes place in the days before Christmas near a little-known border crossing on the Mohawk reservation between New York State and Quebec. Here, the lure of fast money from smuggling presents a daily challenge to single moms who would otherwise be earning minimum wage.