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Hukkle
Using almost no dialogue, the film follows a number of residents (both human and animal) of a small rural community in Hungary - an old man with hiccups, a shepherdess and her sheep, an old woman who may or may not be up to no good, some folk-singers at a wedding, etc. While most of the film is a series of vignettes, there is a sinister and often barely perceptible subplot involving murder. (imdb)
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Commando
A retired elite commando has only a few hours to find and rescue his daughter from an exiled dictator
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Mazes and Monsters
Bound together by a desire to play "Mazes and Monsters," Robbie (Tom Hanks) and his four college classmates decide to move the board game into the local legendary cavern. Robbie starts having visions for real, and the line between reality and fantasy fuse into a harrowing adventure. (imdb)
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All That Heaven Allows
Cary, a wealthy widow, falls in love with the much younger nurseryman, Ron Kirby. This provides gossip for the country club set... (imdb)
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Shrinking
Shrinking (2023) - TV Series
A grieving therapist starts to tell his clients exactly what he thinks. Ignoring his training and ethics, he finds himself making huge changes to people's lives - including his own (imdb.com).
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A Colour Box
A Colour Box (1935) - Short Film
Animated shapes dance to Cuban music. This was one of the first animations to be painted directly onto the film. (imdb)
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Hogfather
Hogfather (2006) - TV Movie
It's Hogswatch (equivalent to Christmas) on the Discworld and the Hogfather has gone missing, requiring Death to take his place while his granddaughter Susan attempts to find out what has happened. (imdb)
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I rymden finns inga känslor
18 year old Simon is living with his brother Sam. Simon has severe aspbergers needs structure to handle life and every day has to go after a strict schedule. When Sams girlfriend gets enough and moves out everything turns upside down. Simon realises he has no other choice but to find Sam a new girl so that the schedule can be restored again.
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Damien: Omen II
Damian the Antichrist, now age 13, finally learns of his destiny under the guidance of an unholy disciple of Satan, while dark mystical forces begin to eliminate all those who suspect the child's true identity. (imdb)
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Ocean\
Danny Ocean (Clooney) wants to score the biggest heist in history. He combines an eleven member team, including Frank Catton (Mac), Rusty Ryan (Pitt) and Linus Caldwell (Damon). Their target? The Bellagio, the Mirage and the MGM Grand. All casinos owned by Terry Benedict. It's not going to be easy, as they plan to get in secretly and out with $150 million. (imdb)
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