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Xanadu
The story of a girl who makes dreams come true. (imdb)
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American Pop
The story of four generations of a Russian Jewish family of musicians parallels the history of American popular music in the 20th century. (imdb)
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
In this action-packed comedy, Nicolas Cage plays Nick Cage, channeling his iconic characters as he's caught between a superfan (Pedro Pascal) and a CIA agent (Tiffany Haddish).
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Three Little Bops
Three hip, Little Pigs are travelling entertainers, moving from straw to wood, to brick nightclubs, playing swinging tunes for high-class, "with it" crowds, but an uncool Big Bad Wolf keeps intruding on their act with with his "corny horn" and uses it to blow their nightclubs down when they throw him out- until they are playing in their brick club and the Wolf tries a more drastic, explosive method for destroying the "House of Bricks". (imdb)
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Vamps
Two female vampires in modern-day New York City are faced with daunting romantic possibilities. (imdb)
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Moonwalker
The film consists of separate sections: (1) a performance of "Man in the Mirror"; (2) a biographical montage depicting Jackson's career; (3) "Badder," a remake of the "Bad" music video, but with a child cast; (4) "Speed Demon," a claymation film in which Jackson is pursued; (5) "Leave Me Alone," a music video commenting on the media; (6) "Smooth Criminal," in which Jackson struggles with a gangster; (7) Jackson performs "Come Together" then Lady Blacksmith Mambazo performs "The Moon is Walking."
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The Big Swallow
A man, objecting to being filmed, comes closer and closer to the camera lens until his mouth is all we see. Then he opens wide and swallows camera and cinematographer. He steps back, chews, and grins. (imdb)
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Moonlighting
A Polish man is sent to London with a trio of workmen to renovate a wealthy man's apartment. The supervisor must keep their job a secret, since they have no work permits; the pressure increases when he learns that Poland has imposed martial law. {Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide}
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OSS 117: Lost in Rio
Sent to Brazil to retrieve a microfilm containing the names of Frenchmen who assisted the Nazi regime, OSS 117 joins forces with sexy lieutenant Dolores to track down a group of escaped Nazis.
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Tokyo Fist
A businessman, Tsuda, runs into a childhood friend, Tajuki, on the subway. Tajuki is working as a semiprofessional boxer. Tsuda soon begins to suspect that Tajuki might be having an affair with his fiance Hizuru. After an altercation, Tsuda begins training rigorously himself, leading to an extremely bloody, violent confrontation. (imdb)
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