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For never-do-well compulsive gambler Fong, there's only one thing more fearsome than debtors at his doorstep - having to coax a crying baby. But what if the baby becomes his golden goose to fend off his debtors? Can he overcome his phobia of diapers, milk bottles, and cloying lullabies? (imdb)

Following the surrender of Geronimo, Massai, the last Apache warrior is captured and scheduled for transportation to a Florida reservation. Instead, he manages to escape and heads for his homeland to win back his girl and settle down to grow crops. His pursuers have other ideas though. (imdb)

A bored, unhappy suburban housewife gets mixed up in witchcraft and murder. (imdb)

A critical spoof on kids TV shows.

Rich old Cyrus West's relatives are waiting for him to die so they can inherit. But he stipulates that his will be read 20 years after his death... (imdb)

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.

A small group of American soldiers find horror behind enemy lines on the eve of D-Day.

A former L.A. drug dealer (Thomas Jane) has moved to Houston to make a new life for himself as a married architect... (imdb)

The film opens with a squad of seasoned German soldiers, led by a disillusioned but skilled sergeant... (imdb)

A dedicated private eye searches for a businessman's daughter in Mexico, but the case is complicated by the amateur sleuthing of the client's accountant. (imdb)