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Mighty Aphrodite
Lenny and Amanda have an adopted son Max who turns out to be brilliant. Lenny becomes obsessed with finding Max's real parents because he believes that they too must be brilliant. When he finds that Linda Ash is Max' real mother, Lenny is disappointed. Linda is a prostitute and porn star. On top of that, she is quite possibly the dumbest person Lenny has ever met. Interwoven is a Greek chorus linking the story with the story of Oedipus. (imdb)
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Blue Ruin
A peaceful vagrant finds his quiet life upended by dreadful news and sets off for his childhood home to carry out an act of revenge. (imdb)
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Maden
One of the 'progressive' period films of Cüneyt Arkin, Maden tells the stories of miners
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Crashing
Crashing (2016) - TV Series
A new comedy series following the lives of six 20- and 30-somethings living together as property guardians of a large, disused hospital. (imdb)
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Circle
50 People find themselves in a dark room, arranged in a circle. Every two minutes, one of them dies.
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The Watcher
David Allen Griffin is a cool killer- time and time again, he chooses a female victim, studies her for weeks till he knows her routine to the smallest detail, makes meticulous preparations using his forensic knowledge to gain entry when she's quite alone, subdues her and administers a long, torturous death. Joel Campbell got so frustrated by his failure to capture Griffin in LA that he quit the FBI, moved to Chicago and remains in psychiatric therapy, unable to function normally... (imdb)
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Eegah
While driving through the desert, a teenage girl is frightened by a seven-foot giant which appears in her path. After escaping, she returns to the site with her boyfriend and her father in an attempt to find the giant. They do, and it proceeds to terrorize them and the rest of Palm Springs, California. (imdb)
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
The movie film is a government assigned project to broaden and enlight people and glory of nation. Cultural learning is emportant to follow on global basis. We make our nation a better and more convenient place for house and living. Kazakhs are progressive and asstonishing people that with conclusion of project will have new optimistic approach in daily life in world of same people. Our film will bring the US & A closer to us. We help with needs of kazakh knowledge and Us&a culture is positive step for future of our glorious nation. (20th Century Fox)
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Regular Show
Regular Show (2009) - TV Series
The daily surreal adventures of a blue jay and raccoon duo that attempt to deal with their mundane jobs as groundskeepers at the local park. (imdb)
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Romantik
The friendship of GOKHAN and OMER is challenged when OMER falls in love with beautiful YASEMIN. Gokhan frames his best friend Omer for a murder, subsequently Omer must leave the country. Yasemin, grieving over the loss of her love Omer, gets closer to Gokhan, who works in her cruel father's shady business. Just when the two are to marry, Omer comes back to expose the web of lies. As Gokhan states in the final scene, "The thicker the veil of beliefs, the later rises the sun of wisdom." (imdb)
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