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The Blob
A strange lifeform consumes everything in its path as it grows and grows. (imdb)
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Passion Fish
May-Alice Culhane was a successful soap opera star, but a car accident has left her bound to a wheelchair... (imdb)
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Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown
Four fighters from different backgrounds come together to train under an ex-MMA rising star and then ultimately have to fight each other and the traitor in heir midst. (imdb)
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Saraitda
The rapid spread of an unknown infection has left an entire city in ungovernable chaos, but one survivor remains alive in isolation. It is his story.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street
In the dreams of his victims, a spectral child murderer stalks the children of the members of the lynch mob that killed him.
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Chaos Theory
The story of an obsessively organized efficiency expert whose life unravels in unexpected ways when fate forces him to explore the serendipitous nature of love and forgiveness. (imdb)
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The Intern
70-year-old widower Ben Whittaker has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin. (imdb)
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Infinity Chamber
A man trapped in an automated prison must outsmart a computer in order to escape and try and find his way back to the outside world that may already be wiped out. (imdb)
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Kolpaçino
A Turkish comedy about illegal gambling
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Spies
Agent No 326 is ordered to stop a spy-ring, but he falls in love with one of the spies, Sonja. No 326 tries to find the head of that organisation. He doesn't know that this is banker Haghi, with whom Sonja bets, that No 326 will identify him, because she has fallen in love, too. So haghi tries everything to confuse the secret service and to neutralize No 326. (imdb)
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