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House of the Dead
Based on the best selling video game from Sega, House of the Dead tells the story of a group of college students who go to a rave on a mysterious island and get more than they bargained for when they find themselves stalked by killer zombies and terrifying creatures intent on feasting on the flesh of the living. (Artisan Entertainment)
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Parenthood
Parenthood (2010) - TV Series
The lives and tragedies of the Braverman family tree. (imdb)
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Velvet Buzzsaw
Big money artists and mega-collectors pay a high price when art collides with commerce. (imdb)
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El Dorado
Hired gunman Cole Thornton turns down a job with Bart Jason as it would mean having to fight an old sheriff friend. Some months later he finds out the lawman is on the bottle and a top gunfighter is heading his way to help Jason. Along with young Mississippi, handy with a knife and now armed with a diabolical shotgun, Cole returns to help. (imdb)
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Iron Will
When Will Stoneman's father dies, he is left alone to take care of his mother and their land. (imdb)
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Sisters
Sibling rivalry begins when orphan twins, raised by nuns, are finally separated after years of togetherness. (imdb)
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Much Ado About Nothing
Young lovers Hero and Claudio, soon to wed, conspire to get verbal sparring partners and confirmed singles Benedick and Beatrice to wed as well. (imdb)
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The Theory of Everything
A look at the relationship between the famous physicist Stephen Hawking and his wife. (imdb)
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Bi-mong
A man dreams he caused a car crash, then discovers a real hit-and-run accident. The driver is arrested by police as the prime suspect, though she claims she was not responsible. (movies.yahoo.com)
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Speed 2: Cruise Control
A computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seaborn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker. (imdb)
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