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A dramatization of the battle that turned out to be the turning point of the Pacific Theatre of World War II. (imdb)

The misadventures of a blissfully macabre but extremely loving family. (imdb)

A family of four lives off of scams in which they pretend to be injured by automobiles. After suffering an injury during the war, the father believes he is an invalid... (All Movie Guide)

A teenage girl in the Midwest becomes infected by an outbreak of a disease that slowly turns the infected into zombies. (imdb)

L.A. 1948: private eye Jake Gittes shall convict the client Jake Berman's wife of adultery. But instead of making her a scene like planned, Berman shoots her lover in affect - or was it murder?

A woman enters the Black Museum, where the proprietor tells her stories relating to the artifacts. (imdb)

After nearly losing her daughter, a mother invests in a new technology that allows her to keep track of her. (imdb)

Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot has a set of murder suspects on a boat in the Nile after a rich heiress is killed. Can he find the culprit before they reach port ? (imdb)

A champion of a brutal cross-country car race of the future where pedestrians are run down for points... (imdb)

When the singing Veggies encounter some car trouble, they're stranded at old, rundown seafood joint where nothing is quite as it seems. As Bob the Tomato and the kids settle in to wait for a tow truck to help get their van back on the road, the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" share a little story about a guy named Jonah. Jonah was kind of like a mailman except his messages came straight from God. Jonah loves his job, until the day comes when he has to deliver a message to the people of Nineveh... (imdb)