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Joe\
A nice guy has just moved to New York and discovers that he must share his run-down apartment with a couple thousand singing, dancing cockroaches. (imdb)
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Brad\
A father takes his son to tour colleges on the East Coast and meets up with an old friend who makes him feel inferior about his life's choices. (imdb)
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Mad God
A corroded diving bell descends amidst a ruined city and the Assassin emerges from it to explore a labyrinth of bizarre landscapes inhabited by freakish denizens. (imdb)
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The Damned Thing
The Damned Thing (2006) - Season 2, Episode 1
The Damned Thing, inspired by Ambrose Bierce's classic short-story, is the apocalyptic tale of a monstrous force that devastates Sheriff Kevin Reddle's family and his small Texas town. (Wikipedia)
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The Way of the Gun
A twisting crime drama about two cold-blooded career criminals who kidnap a surrogate mother and find themselves in an escalating cycle of guns and mayhem. (Artisan Entertainment)
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Hababam sinifi askerde
Hababam Sinifi Askerde is the second remake/sequel of the 1970s hit films adapted from the great Turkish satire writer Rifat Ilgaz' novel... (IMDB Comments)
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All I Desire
In 1900, Naomi Murdoch deserted her small-town family to go on the stage. Some ten years later, daughter Lily invites Naomi back to see her in the Riverdale high school play. Her arrival sets the whole town abuzz, wakes up old conflicts, and sets off new emotional storms. (imdb)
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Cars 3
Lightning McQueen sets out to prove to a new generation of racers that he's still the best race car in the world.
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Modern Love
Modern Love (2019) - TV Series
TV series based on the New York Times' column that explores relationships, love and the human connection.
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Nine Days
A reclusive man conducts a series of interviews with human souls for a chance to be born. (imdb)
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