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TThe Laurel & Hardy Moving Co. have a challenging job on their hands (and backs): hauling a player piano up a monumental flight of stairs to Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen's house. Their task is complicated by a sassy nursemaid and, unbeknownst to them, the impatient Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen himself. (imdb)

Martin Eden struggles to rise above his destitute, proletarian circumstances through an intense and passionate pursuit of self-education, hoping to achieve a place among the literary elite. (imdb)

Spoiled son of a businessman is expelled from his fathers testament, left only with antique car that his father used in his youth. The car turned out to be the time machine.. (imdb)

Two young English women go on a cycling tour of the French countryside. When one of them goes missing, the other begins to search for her. But who can she trust? (imdb)

A clever bookstore manager relies on his savvy Internet know-how to make the woman of his dreams fall in love with him. (imdb)

A man visits his old friend's hotel and finds a gangster running things. As a hurricane approaches, the two end up confronting each other. (imdb)

An exploration of the relationship between Elizabeth I (Blanchett) and the adventurer Sir Walter Raleigh (Owen). (imdb)

A mixture of original interviews and archival footage and photographs sheds light on the life experiences of Mike Tyson. (imdb)

A serial killer is obsessed with the John Travolta's disco dancing character from "Saturday Night Fever". (imdb)

A comatose hospital patient harasses and kills through his powers of telekinesis to claim his private nurse as his own. (imdb)