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Richard and Priscilla Parker's lives take a turn for the better when Eddy and Kay move into the house next door. Eddy's a risk taker and shows his new neighbours how to enjoy life at the expense of a rule or convention or two. What Richard doesn't realise is that Eddy's little games are just a prelude to something that's intended to destroy his neighbours' lives. (imdb)

In an austere and cloistered girls boarding school in 1930's England, the girls' unhealthy bond with their beloved teacher, Miss G, is threatened by the arrival of an exotic and beautiful foreign student - whose rejection of Miss G's attentions threatens the status quo and brings tragic consequences for them all. (Element Pictures)

On his first ever hunting trip, in the calm of the Patagonian forest, a shy, epileptic taxidermist who secretly dreams of executing the perfect robbery stumbles upon an opportunity to make his dreams come true. (IFC First Take Films)

Desperate measures are taken by a man who tries to save his family from the dark side of the law, after they commit an unexpected crime. (imdb)

"Sometimes sex is an urgent obligation." ( from the film) 31 is popular Turkish slang for masturbation. Feeling Blue and 31 is the story of two young men whose lives quite literally come to rest upon the performance of their appendages. Ege and Kerem are 25-year-old virgins who masturbate excessively. One day Eros appears to them and threatens to castrate them if they fail to get laid within the subsequent seven days. (Istanbul Independent Film Festival)

A man searches the world for a set of mystic artifacts - 12 bronze heads of the animals from the Chinese zodiac. (imdb)

An outstanding roster of British acting talent -- including Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Sally Hawkins, Jason Flemyng, Ewen Bremner -- bring Charles Dickens' universe to life in this magnificent new screen version of the classic novel from director Mike Newell (Four Weddings and a Funeral). (tiff.net)

The last female beehunter in Europe must save the bees and return the natural balance in Honeyland, when a family of nomadic beekeepers invade her land and threaten her livelihood. This film is an exploration of an observational Indigenous visual narrative that deeply impacts our behavior towards natural resources and the human condition. (imdb)

A beautiful and naive new lawyer experiences a sexual awakening at the hands of a reclusive millionaire.

A workman finds a singing frog in the cornerstone of an old building being demolished. But when he tries to cash in on his discovery, he finds the frog will sing only for him, and just croak for the talent agent and the audience in the theater he's spent his life savings on. (imdb)