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During the making of one of his films, French film director Jean-Luc Godard falls in love with 17-year old actress Anne Wiazemsky and later get married. (imdb)

A recently blinded woman is terrorized by a trio of thugs while they search for a heroin stuffed doll they believe is in her apartment. (imdb)

A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist. (imdb)

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld takes the stage at the comedy club where he began his career to recount his early life. (imdb)

Favoring pedigree dogs, a new regulation puts a severe tax on mixed breeds. Lili fights desperately to protect her pet Hagen, but her father eventually sets the dog free on the streets. Struggling to survive, he realizes that not everyone is a dog's best friend. The dogs will seize an opportunity to escape and revolt against mankind. Their revenge will be merciless. Lili may be the only one who can halt this unexpected war between man and dog. (magnetreleasing.com)

Dispossessed twenty-year old Bruno (Renier) lives with his eighteen-year-old girlfriend Sonia (François) in Seraing, an eastern Belgian steel town. They live off Sonia's unemployment benefits and the panhandling and petty theft committed by Bruno and his gang. Their lives change forever when Sonia gives birth to their child, Jimmy. (Sony Pictures Classics)

An intimate and epic journey into the female experience of war. (imdb)

A story about two old friends -- and ex-lovers -- whose surprise reunion turns their lives, and the lives of everyone else in town, hilariously upside down! (Miramax)

After a rough first day of school, much-bullied seventh grader Max Keeble finds out that he's moving to a new city in a week. Rather than put up with the normal routine of school, he begins an all-out plan for retaliation on all the people who have picked on him. (Disney)

An old Jewish woman and her African-American chauffeur in the American South have a relationship that grows and improves over the years. (imdb)