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The Endless
Two brothers return to the cult they fled from years ago to discover that the group's beliefs may be more sane than they once thought. (imdb)
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Transmorphers
Transmorphers (2007) - Direct-to-Video
Driven underground by alien robots, humanity's last hope for survival rests in a ragtag group of humans with a plan to destroy this mechanical horde once and for all. (Yahoo! Movies)
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Kramer vs. Kramer
A just divorced man must learn to care for his son on his own, and then must fight in court to keep custody of him. (imdb)
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Velvet Goldmine
In 1984, British newspaper reporter Arthur Stuart is investigating the career of 1970s glam rock star Brian Slade, who was heavily influenced in his early years by American rock singer Curt Wild, whose show was quite crazy for his time. (imdb)
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Zero Effect
The world's greatest detective Daryl Zero aided by his associate Steve Arlo investigates a complex and mysterious case of blackmail and missing keys for shady tycoon Gregory Stark who is less than forthcoming about what is really happening! (imdb)
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Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart to Hades
In the third film of the Lone Wolf and Cub series, Ogami Itto volunteers to be tortured by Yakuza to save a prostitute, and is hired by their leader to kill an evil chamberlain. (imdb)
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The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter
A young boy with a distant father enters a world of make-believe and magic through a portal within an antique book. (imdb)
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How much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck
Herzog examines the world championships for cattle auctioneers, his fascination with a language created by an economic system... (imdb)
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Gitmek: My Marlon and Brando
Three years ago, in real-life, Hama Ali, a charismatic actor from Iraq famous locally for his performance as Iraq's version of Superman, met Ayca on a film-set. He and Ayca, a fiery actress from Turkey, had a passionate love affair before returning to their respective homes... (imdb)
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The Net
An ordinary fisherman drifts across the sea when the engine of his boat fails only to find himself in South Korean waters. He is suspected to be a North Korean spy, harshly interrogated and extradited to his country, where he is subject to similar distrust and is trapped between two ideologies.
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