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Ve Vant to Suck Your BLOOOOD!

but will settle for cash

Criticker needs your help. We've always been a two-man team, without any funding or venture capital money, and completely unaffiliated with any other site. The freedom is nice, but then again so is eating. So is existence.

In return for your support, you'll get something great in return. For just $5, you can become a Criticker Sponsor. You'll enjoy an ads-free version of the site, as well as a few special statistical features we can't afford to make available to everyone.

All special features are also valid for the games section of Criticker.

Sponsor-Only Features

  • Ads-Free Criticker
  • Statistics and Graphs
  • 2000 TCIs Stored Instead of 1000
  • Full Daily PSI Regenerations
  • Check the Contentiousness of Your Rankings
  • Titles (we'd bet are) Missing from Your List
  • Your Most Concurrent Users
  • Reverse TCIs (Your influence on others)
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And, of course, you'll have the knowledge that you're helping Criticker survive and become even better.

For just $1.50, we also offer the chance to immediately regenerate your TCIs against every user in our database, as well as PSIs against every title. These aren't calculations which we can constantly keep up-to-date for every user, against every other user and every title, but you can request this one-time update. Please note, this does not give you access to the other sponsor features, such as statistics or the ads-free version of the site.