3 Headed Shark Attack

The standard for shark movies isn't very high but sheeeeit, this was a lazy-ass effort even by the Asylum's standards. Well, "standards". Literally, LITERALLY 50% of the running time is filled with people staring silently at things off-screen or shots of water. Danny Trejo machete-ing a shark for 10 seconds was fun, the rest was a badly written, filmed, CGI'd, acted and edited mess. The concept of a 3-goddamn-headed shark was absolutely wasted. That's what I should've gotten instead...

Just... really incredibly lazy. Uses the pretense of being a fun, intentionally bad movie to just *not try*. Bleh.

This movie doesn't have much to show, other than people staring, shots of water, a shark with 3 heads and Danny Trejo. For a 3-headed shark, that lives in fresh water, the reaction of the people are extremely mild. Produced by David Michael Latt; thanks

That 3-headed shark was so bad ass! The movie not so, but then freakin' Rob Van Dam turns up on some mellow party boat and it becomes watchable.

Good enough to have on in the background whilst doing absolutely anything else than giving it your full attention.

A movie to watch when you're wasted, with other wasted friends, friends who can get when a movie is a parody, and then you'll have fun, good laughs, and time to talk about other things. Sorry, I need to run, the shark is attacking me right now, (panics and runs in circles) AAAAAAAAAARGCRUNCH!