Malibu Shark Attack

Why are there so many sharksploitation films? There should be less sharksploitation films.

Better acting, story and direction than Toxic Shark but fails to have the stupid over the top kills. Some of the kills are good but lots of the scenes of the sharks are the same shots repeated again and again. Peta Wilson looked pregnant and the young blonde lady and her screaming annoyed the shit out of me. Good for a couple laughs and to see how many Tremors kills they can copy.

I was sort of enjoying this movie, but the ending really ruined it for me. *spoiler alert* Heather is torn between 2 love interests and at the end, she casually suggests that the two guys "share their toys." This line is totally out of character for her. She had been the strong, tough female lead up til now, and she picks now to turn into a mere slutty sex toy for two men? Ugh. *end spoilers* Other than that, the acting was good, the effects were okay, but the ending really ruined it

Shit shit shit shit shit movie. So shitty that it's even shittier than a pile of shit. The whining screeching bitch gave me a headache, the repetition of almost everything was so annoying, the acting was shit, the dialogue was crap, the music was horrendous. Also, why was that reporter wearing winter clothes when it was 'super warm'? Had to laugh at the chainsaw scene though. Dumb movie, 8 points for the bloodsplatter on camera + eaten while parasailing

Worth a couple of laughs and maybe a "Hell yeah!"