The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story

Like the death of Little Nell, I suppose it'd take a heart of stone not to laugh at Berkley's infamous "I'm so excited!" breakdown; fortunately, in this Screech-centric flick (totally unauthorized, promise!), Dustin Diamond's got the requisite gall to bray laughter. "What? It's caffeine pills! It's not like she's addicted to heroin." All the same, I would've appreciated more details on Dustin's drunken meltdown during a '92 Spartanburg meet-and-greet. Not enough 'dirt'... but good for a laugh.

I don’t know why I watched this lol. I was never a particularly religious SbtB viewer or anything except the occasional after school 4pm-ish rerun. One of the most catchy TV theme songs ever undeniably - but the song’s not even in this movie, so no point in me bringing it up.