Criticker: Recent Ratings https://www.criticker.com/ A list of all the films RobinHolden has rated at Criticker, ordered by rating date Thu, 12 Nov 2026 22:24:53 +0000 en Hadestown: The Musical (2026) - 60 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Hadestown-The-Musical/ Hadestown-The-Musical-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Hadestown: The Musical a rating of 60 Hadestown: The Musical28 Sep 2026
Hadestown: The Musical (2026)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 51.2268
Review: I almost gave this 3 and a half stars, but to me Reeve Carney made it sound like Orpheus is constipated and I was probably not supposed to laugh every time his part came on, so... yeah.
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]]> 964 Pinocchio (1991) - 30 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/964-Pinocchio/ 964-Pinocchio-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave 964 Pinocchio a rating of 30 964 Pinocchio28 Sep 2026
964 Pinocchio (1991)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 2.531
Review:
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]]> Habfürdö (1980) - 60 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Habfurdo/ Habfurdo-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Habfürdö a rating of 60 Habfürdö28 Sep 2026
Habfürdö (1980)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 51.2268
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]]> Shoe Shine (1946) - 70 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Shoe-Shine/ Shoe-Shine-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Shoe Shine a rating of 70 Shoe Shine28 Sep 2026
Shoe Shine (1946)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 75.0129
Review:
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]]> Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975) - 50 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Jeanne-Dielman-23-Quai-du/ Jeanne-Dielman-23-Quai-du-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles a rating of 50 Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles28 Sep 2026
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975)

Rating: 50
Percentile: 27.1565
Review: Trying to rate this movie is like being expected to rate getting waterboarded. Of course it was not meant to be a pleasant experience! Of course it's very effective in achieving what it sets out to achieve! BUT DID I LIKE IT???! No. And I'm a bit skeptical towards anyone who says they did. "You didn't like it, huh? Guess what, that was the point!" I KNOW, okay? Great job. You really pulled this one off, Jeanne Dielman. Bra-vo! But I'm not gonna act like this is something I'd recommend. I mean...
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]]> La Chimera (2023) - 73 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/La-Chimera/ La-Chimera-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave La Chimera a rating of 73 La Chimera28 Sep 2026
La Chimera (2023)

Rating: 73
Percentile: 90.625
Review: There are some films I think about a lot. Not visually striking in the way that "every frame speaks to me", not things I could write essays about, not even things where every scene feels necessary or even good. But as a composition, they stir something in me and I find that I keep thinking about them days, weeks or even months after the credits roll, trying to put it into words, that disquiet left in their absence. A few examples of this would be Aftersun or New Rose Hotel... La Chimera is so...
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]]> Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2026) - 73 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Nirvanna-the-Band-the-Show-2026/ Nirvanna-the-Band-the-Show-2026-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie a rating of 73 Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie28 Sep 2026
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2026)

Rating: 73
Percentile: 90.625
Review:
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]]> Man Bites Dog (1992) - 77 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Man-Bites-Dog/ Man-Bites-Dog-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Man Bites Dog a rating of 77 Man Bites Dog28 Sep 2026
Man Bites Dog (1992)

Rating: 77
Percentile: 94.8218
Review:
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]]> The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) - 70 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Taking-of-Pelham-One/ The-Taking-of-Pelham-One-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave The Taking of Pelham One Two Three a rating of 70 The Taking of Pelham One Two Three28 Sep 2026
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 75.0129
Review:
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]]> Hen (2025) - 73 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Hen/ Hen-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Hen a rating of 73 Hen28 Sep 2026
Hen (2025)

Rating: 73
Percentile: 90.625
Review:
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]]> Ice Cream Man (2026) - 30 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Ice-Cream-Man-2026/ Ice-Cream-Man-2026-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Ice Cream Man a rating of 30 Ice Cream Man28 Sep 2026
Ice Cream Man (2026)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 2.531
Review: There are a few noteworthy things, one that it's a modern and (really fucked up) take on the Pied Piper legend, and two is that it's clearly a mean-spirited portrayal of the insane idea people have sometimes about how the consumption of certain media is responsible for kids turning violent. I found these to be the only redeeming qualities of it, hence the 1,5 stars. It was obviously going for a campy vibe to illustrate just how seriously it takes these concerns and massive amounts of gore ...
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]]> F for Fake (1973) - 70 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/F-for-Fake/ F-for-Fake-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave F for Fake a rating of 70 F for Fake28 Sep 2026
F for Fake (1973)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 75.0129
Review:
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]]> The Furious (2025) - 73 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Furious-2025/ The-Furious-2025-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave The Furious a rating of 73 The Furious28 Sep 2026
The Furious (2025)

Rating: 73
Percentile: 90.625
Review:
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]]> Evil Dead Burn (2026) - 40 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Evil-Dead-Burn/ Evil-Dead-Burn-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Evil Dead Burn a rating of 40 Evil Dead Burn28 Sep 2026
Evil Dead Burn (2026)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 9.5945
Review: I really wish horror writers/directors would stop acting like some final girl chopping shitty people up in an old house counts as some sort of a tribute or a worthy commentary to survivors of domestic abuse. Your entire schtick is glorifying violence. You're exploiting the subject of domestic abuse for shock value, slapping an "eat the rich" or "fuck the patriarchy" sticker on it is not making it deep. Just really really desperate for attention.
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]]> Chong (2024) - 60 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Chong-2024/ Chong-2024-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Chong a rating of 60 Chong28 Sep 2026
Chong (2024)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 51.2268
Review: You can watch this on Pijama btw. KEFF, after the amazing Taipei Suicide Story decided to do a proper feature and it's a decently shot, but ultimately generic crime drama about how the games of the powerful turn people desperate and violent. It has a political read to it as well and it appears to be a wake-up call about for a generation to find its voice before they'd get crushed and buried by the system. Ultimately, it has some early Scorsese vibes maybe, but when it comes to plot it doesn'...
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]]> The End of Oak Street (2026) - 60 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-End-of-Oak-Street/ The-End-of-Oak-Street-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave The End of Oak Street a rating of 60 The End of Oak Street28 Sep 2026
The End of Oak Street (2026)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 51.2268
Review:
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]]> Body Double (1984) - 70 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Body-Double/ Body-Double-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Body Double a rating of 70 Body Double28 Sep 2026
Body Double (1984)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 75.0129
Review: I would've liked it better if I could not guess the plot right from the start. Great use of music, De Palma is very good at mixing well-recognizable stuff that already work.
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]]> Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) - 70 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Teenage-Sex-and-Death-at/ Teenage-Sex-and-Death-at-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma a rating of 70 Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma28 Sep 2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 75.0129
Review: I'm not nearly woke enough to "understand" Schoenbrun's films, like some in the reviews who write essays about this. I liked it, but definitely not as much as Bertolucci's: The Dreamers (also about cinephiles who create their own sensual, hedonistic little escapist paradise). Only, this is more relatable to people who love junk food and slashers they can't defend. And it's more optimistic about finding yourself in some escapist fantasy, I suppose. I like that Schoenbrun's films aren't experie...
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]]> Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) - 50 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Star-Wars-The-Mandalorian-and/ Star-Wars-The-Mandalorian-and-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu a rating of 50 Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu28 Sep 2026
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

Rating: 50
Percentile: 27.1565
Review: Lemonade.
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]]> Project Hail Mary (2026) - 60 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Project-Hail-Mary-2026/ Project-Hail-Mary-2026-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Project Hail Mary a rating of 60 Project Hail Mary28 Sep 2026
Project Hail Mary (2026)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 51.2268
Review:
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]]> Cars (2006) - 40 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Cars/ Cars-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Cars a rating of 40 Cars28 Sep 2026
Cars (2006)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 9.5945
Review:
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]]> Toy Story 5 (2026) - 60 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Toy-Story-5/ Toy-Story-5-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Toy Story 5 a rating of 60 Toy Story 528 Sep 2026
Toy Story 5 (2026)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 51.2268
Review: That was... an impressive amount of toilet humor. They should've fully embraced the racism angle, I mean it's sort of is racism from their perspective and it makes the character development all the more rewarding. (Plus why shouldn't they have a moral flaw or two to work on, they make all kinds of terrible choices throughout the franchise based on their perceived differences and the fears associated with these). It delivers the same kinds of feels and scenarios you expect from the franchise, ...
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]]> Remarkably Bright Creatures (2026) - 50 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Remarkably-Bright-Creatures/ Remarkably-Bright-Creatures-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Remarkably Bright Creatures a rating of 50 Remarkably Bright Creatures28 Sep 2026
Remarkably Bright Creatures (2026)

Rating: 50
Percentile: 27.1565
Review:
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]]> The Invite (2026) - 73 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Invite/ The-Invite-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave The Invite a rating of 73 The Invite28 Sep 2026
The Invite (2026)

Rating: 73
Percentile: 90.625
Review: I don't mind mean and cynical as long as I don't have to settle for it.
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]]> Leviticus (2026) - 70 - 28 Sep 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Leviticus-2026/ Leviticus-2026-robinholden Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RobinHolden gave Leviticus a rating of 70 Leviticus28 Sep 2026
Leviticus (2026)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 75.0129
Review: While the horror part is nothing extraordinary, the underlying messages about internalized shame, stigma and the demonization of people + the relationship drama are worth the watch. Most portrayals of gay love does very little for me, but here, every step towards each other feels earned.
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