Criticker: Recent Ratings https://www.criticker.com/ A list of all the films StreetsAJed has rated at Criticker, ordered by rating date Fri, 13 Nov 2026 23:43:56 +0000 en Happy Little Bunnies (2021) - 80 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Happy-Little-Bunnies/ Happy-Little-Bunnies-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Happy Little Bunnies a rating of 80 Happy Little Bunnies13 Nov 2026
Happy Little Bunnies (2021)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 83.8352
Review: I’m really, really not sure how to describe this. Or review it. It plays by no convention rules. Ostensibly, it’s about a man who goes to a psychiatrist because he’s suicidal and having nihilistic thoughts of harming others. Over time, the session turns dark, as the psychiatrist seems to be okay with amoral, selfish indulgence. Intercut with this are scenes of someone in a homemade bunny outfit killing random men. And the occasional cut to the di...
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]]> Slay Belles (2018) - 20 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Slay-Belles/ Slay-Belles-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Slay Belles a rating of 20 Slay Belles13 Nov 2026
Slay Belles (2018)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 9.2908
Review: How did a movie only an hour and six minutes (and NINE MINUTES OF CREDITS) feel twice that? Let’s see … The three main characters are abrasive, obnoxious, unlikeable cliches that dress like a focus group’s idea of Suicide Girls doing harijuku cosplay. In other words, they don’t look or act like real people. Everybody puts “fuck” into every sentence, sometimes multiple times. They curse more than Andrew Dice Clay stubbing his toe. Film almost ever...
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]]> Scream Queens: Horror Heroines Exposed (2014) - 60 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Scream-Queens-Horror-Heroines-Exposed/ Scream-Queens-Horror-Heroines-Exposed-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Scream Queens: Horror Heroines Exposed a rating of 60 Scream Queens: Horror Heroines Exposed13 Nov 2026
Scream Queens: Horror Heroines Exposed (2014)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 58.6767
Review: There are two archetypes of women important to the horror genre. One is in front of the camera, the Final Girl; the last survivor, the girl whose odyssey of horror transforms them into a steel warrior. The other is the Scream Queen, and this is the actress. They’re the iconic actresses of the industry. Elvira. Jamie Lee Curtis. Linnea Quigley. Lisa Wilcox. Danielle Harris. It’s a concept unique unto horror. It’s a typecasting of sorts, but one of...
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]]> The Worst of Faces of Death (1987) - 20 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Worst-of-Faces-of/ The-Worst-of-Faces-of-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave The Worst of Faces of Death a rating of 20 The Worst of Faces of Death13 Nov 2026
The Worst of Faces of Death (1987)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 9.2908
Review:
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]]> Act of Violence (1949) - 70 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Act-of-Violence/ Act-of-Violence-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Act of Violence a rating of 70 Act of Violence13 Nov 2026
Act of Violence (1949)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 71.9691
Review: I should love this. The camera work is gorgeous, lush, and intoxicating. Every visual aspect of noir you expect to see and then some is in Act of Violence, but there's more than that. There are Wellesian touches and shots you'd see in westerns. Act of Violence is the kind of movie where it doesn't treat its visuals as a crutch, but instead as a crucial, informing piece of the movie itself., accentuating and complimenting the story. The tone is excellent. There are no unwelcome intrusio...
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]]> Death of a Unicorn (2025) - 50 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Death-of-a-Unicorn/ Death-of-a-Unicorn-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Death of a Unicorn a rating of 50 Death of a Unicorn13 Nov 2026
Death of a Unicorn (2025)

Rating: 50
Percentile: 43.5222
Review: This is the most Blumhouse-ass A24 movie has ever made. A $15 million dollar budget (how) and it shows. Paul Rudd playing every Paul Rudd character you've ever seen. Jenna Ortega playing every Jena Ortega character you've ever seen. Richard E. Grant playing every bad guy Richard E. Grant has ever played. Tea Leoni barely trying at being the amoral rich matriarch. Will Poulter trying too hard at being a generic trust-fund jag-off. PS2-level CGI that looks worse than Pirate...
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]]> Coyote vs. Acme (2026) - 80 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Coyote-vs-Acme/ Coyote-vs-Acme-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Coyote vs. Acme a rating of 80 Coyote vs. Acme13 Nov 2026
Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 83.8352
Review: After this came out, I read reviews that said how surprisingly warm and emotional and inspiring the movie was. How it took a surprisingly complex situation -- the untouchable mega-corporation trying to bully the everyman in an effort to avoid justice -- and applied it to the Looney Tunes universe. That it was the best real world/animation blend since Roger Rabbit. I was prepared for a let-down. These movies that blow up big without initial studio backing have a hit-and-miss track record with ...
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]]> The Entity (1982) - 80 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Entity/ The-Entity-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave The Entity a rating of 80 The Entity13 Nov 2026
The Entity (1982)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 83.8352
Review: The ghost/haunting horror subgenre is one of very little ingenuity or variety. Ghosts haunt a place, make things fall off walls, frighten people, call in a psychic or something, arrive at some resolution, the end. There are outliers, of course; the all-out assault of Poltergeist, or flipping the perspective to the specter in I Am A Ghost and The Others. The Entity takes a different route: what if the ghost haunts a person, wherever they go? And what if the ghost isn't just doing spooky, ha...
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]]> A Tale of Two Sisters (2003) - 50 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/A-Tale-of-Two-Sisters/ A-Tale-of-Two-Sisters-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave A Tale of Two Sisters a rating of 50 A Tale of Two Sisters13 Nov 2026
A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)

Rating: 50
Percentile: 43.5222
Review: There are only so many plots for horror movies. Horror enthusiasts can rattle them off like sports fans can rattle off the starting line-up of their favorite team, and we know which ones do the formulas well, which ones do nothing but the formula, and which ones try to gussy it up with bells and whistles. A Tale Of Two Sisters, sadly, falls into the third category. It is an absolutely lovely movie to look at. It is superbly acted. But as soon as you see that the story revolves around a ...
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]]> Disconnected (1983) - 80 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Disconnected/ Disconnected-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Disconnected a rating of 80 Disconnected13 Nov 2026
Disconnected (1983)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 83.8352
Review: There are two scenes that, I think, encapsulate Disconnected's ambition and construction. The first scene is of its main character, Alicia. She has suffered a loss. She is at home shortly after the funeral, wearing only a long shirt and underwear. She is sitting in the couch, legs pulled up close to her chest, a glass of gin in her hand and the bottle nearby. She is crying, but we only see it. Any sound the scene might be expected to have is muted by a very loud ticking clock. It is gorgeo...
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]]> Cemetery Man (1994) - 80 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Cemetery-Man/ Cemetery-Man-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Cemetery Man a rating of 80 Cemetery Man13 Nov 2026
Cemetery Man (1994)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 83.8352
Review: How does one review a movie so deliberately non-conformist as Cemetery Man? A movie that has only two main characters, but somehow has half a dozen subplots, all involving them, but no main plot or even a singular through-line beyond "events revolve around the cemetery"? How does one try to explain a movie that changes tones from erotic to sweet to darkly comedic to bleak to existential? I'm not sure. It is almost useless to discuss plot or character motivations or other nitty-gritty detai...
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]]> Goodnight Mommy (2015) - 40 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Goodnight-Mommy/ Goodnight-Mommy-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Goodnight Mommy a rating of 40 Goodnight Mommy13 Nov 2026
Goodnight Mommy (2015)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 29.6157
Review: I love language. I'm eternally fascinated by its intricacies and quirks. It's why, during the lifetime of George Carlin, many of my favorite routines of his revolved around language, like "Hello & Goodbye" and "Euphemisms". One aspect of language I find interesting is how synonyms can have implied differences. Listening and hearing both seem to be versions of the same verb, but there is an implied difference; one is the actual action of perceiving sound, and the other refers to actively payin...
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]]> Backrooms (2026) - 40 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Backrooms-2026/ Backrooms-2026-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Backrooms a rating of 40 Backrooms13 Nov 2026
Backrooms (2026)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 29.6157
Review: I like my horror movies in one of two flavors: deep, rich stories with complex characters and a compelling narrative, or, in lieu of all that, a no-holds-barred roller coaster of carnage. Yes, there can be nuances and crossover, and yes, this is a bit of an over-simplification for illustration purposes, but the bottom line is simple: either make me think or make me white-knuckle the sofa. What I do not want, what I cannot stand, is the movie that does neither. The movie that doesn't just r...
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]]> The Reflecting Skin (1990) - 20 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Reflecting-Skin/ The-Reflecting-Skin-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave The Reflecting Skin a rating of 20 The Reflecting Skin13 Nov 2026
The Reflecting Skin (1990)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 9.2908
Review: Some arrogant film student with a camera saw a David Lynch movie and thought he could imitate it, not understanding that Lynch actually built worlds and characters within his weirdness and wasn't just weird for the sake of it, and anyone who watches this vapid, empty, irritating, arrogant, phony garbage suffers for it. No matter what the description says, this ain't horror. It ain't even close. It's arthouse for the sake of arthouse nonsense. The scenery is pretty. The rest is incompetent, em...
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]]> The Love Hypothesis (2026) - 70 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Love-Hypothesis/ The-Love-Hypothesis-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave The Love Hypothesis a rating of 70 The Love Hypothesis13 Nov 2026
The Love Hypothesis (2026)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 71.9691
Review: Rom-coms are a lot like AC/DC albums. AC/DC have seventeen albums over their fifty year career, and other than the necessary change in vocalist when Bon Scott passed away, you wouldn't know it listening to them. Every album has a song or two about how much they like rock and roll, a song or two about how much they like to perform rock and roll or how thoroughly they rock, and several songs about the love of women. AC/DC are not prone to musical exploration. They are dependable, a meat-and-...
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]]> Mausoleum (1983) - 20 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Mausoleum/ Mausoleum-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Mausoleum a rating of 20 Mausoleum13 Nov 2026
Mausoleum (1983)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 9.2908
Review: For anybody reading who doesn't know the names Roger Corman and Charles Band, they are two legendary names in the horror community, due to their prolific contributions to the B-level (and sub-B-level) tier of movies. Band is the man behind Full Moon Productions, which was formed with the intent of making low-budget genre movies while trying to capture a big-time feel. Their late 80's and early 90's movies are the stuff of straight-to-video legend, with a production value that barely creeps ov...
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]]> Images (1972) - 40 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Images/ Images-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Images a rating of 40 Images13 Nov 2026
Images (1972)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 29.6157
Review: A few weeks prior to watching Images, I saw Die My Love. It was, for me, an abject failure, portraying the downward spiral of a woman caught in the deepest throes of post-partum depression with both insulting hyperbole and clinical detachment. It is a movie incapable of generating sympathy for its lead character, as it was not designed to do so. Images is that movie all over again, but with one crucial difference: Die My Love, for all the fault I found with it, at least tied a trigger to i...
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]]> Buffet Infinity (2025) - 60 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Buffet-Infinity/ Buffet-Infinity-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Buffet Infinity a rating of 60 Buffet Infinity13 Nov 2026
Buffet Infinity (2025)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 58.6767
Review: It's entirely possible, even if you're a huge horror fan, to have not come across analog horror. It's a subgenre that mostly exists on YouTube. It's an offshoot of found footage, taking the form of old TV broadcasts. The story is relayed through broadcast signal intrusion, with visual static and old VHS-style graphics, is often cryptic about its overarching story, and told episodically (usually in videos a few minutes in length). Instead of going for outright terror, it usually more focuses o...
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]]> Primate (2026) - 30 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Primate-2026/ Primate-2026-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Primate a rating of 30 Primate13 Nov 2026
Primate (2026)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 19.4929
Review: So, they took Cujo, moved it to Hawaii, populated it with vapid Gen Z'er stereotypes instead of a mom and her kid, set in a palatial estate instead of a car in a rural driveway, and traded the car for a pool but gave the kids multiple opportunities to get out of the pool. And turned rabies into a super-virus that causes total infection in less than two days, and can make a chimpanzee sadistic, malevolent, and calculating. Oh, and with no explanation whatsoever, have rabies show up in Hawaii, ...
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]]> Together (2025) - 80 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Together-2025/ Together-2025-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Together a rating of 80 Together13 Nov 2026
Together (2025)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 83.8352
Review: While horror is my favorite movie genre, I have my limits. I don't enjoy torture porn. Rape/revenge repulses me to no end. And body horror has never been my thing. I am a firm supporter, however, in Roger Ebert's statement that dismissing an entire genre is mistaking snobbery for taste, and that it's on the viewer to find the exception to the rule. Hellraiser is a distant forebearer to torture porn. I enjoy the Cronenberg remake of The Fly. And now, I can add Together to my short list of body...
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]]> Jagged Mind (2023) - 30 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Jagged-Mind/ Jagged-Mind-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Jagged Mind a rating of 30 Jagged Mind13 Nov 2026
Jagged Mind (2023)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 19.4929
Review: The whole idea of making a movie using an "X meets Y" or "X but under Y circumstances" formula is for it to be shorthand for a bigger concept. You don't just say "Die Hard on a bus" or "Friday the 13th meets Last Action Hero" and stop there. Those aren't movies, those are pitches. Jagged Mind said "Groundhog Day as a horror movie made by Lifetime" and stopped there, and it shows in every minute. That's no fault of the actors, who are trying their best to give this thing some life, but i...
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]]> Die My Love (2025) - 30 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Die-My-Love/ Die-My-Love-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Die My Love a rating of 30 Die My Love13 Nov 2026
Die My Love (2025)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 19.4929
Review: Die My Love is not a movie. It has all the necessary ingredients of a movie. Actors, sets, lighting, and so on. But it is not a movie. It is also -- if you want to parse words and their assumed meanings -- not a film (or a Film). It aspires to be. It wears this aspiration on its sleeves, its chest, and maybe a jaunty hat too. It is trying, with everything it has, to be taken seriously, because It Has Something To Say, and it wants to do so with as much flourish and pageantry as possible...
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]]> Secret Beyond the Door... (1948) - 40 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Secret-Beyond-the-Door/ Secret-Beyond-the-Door-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Secret Beyond the Door... a rating of 40 Secret Beyond the Door...13 Nov 2026
Secret Beyond the Door... (1948)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 29.6157
Review: If you're not familiar with William Castle, he is, to use a phrase the kids no longer say, "a whole-ass mood". A director of B-level westerns and noir films, Castle pivoted to horror in the late 50's, usually releasing his movies with some kind of publicity stunt, like issuing "life insurance certificates" in case anybody died of fright during the showing. Castle's horror movies are a weird, often off-balance attempt at combining Hitchcockian suspense and dread with more lurid, proto-slasher ...
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]]> Anatomy of a Fall (2023) - 90 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Anatomy-of-a-Fall/ Anatomy-of-a-Fall-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Anatomy of a Fall a rating of 90 Anatomy of a Fall13 Nov 2026
Anatomy of a Fall (2023)

Rating: 90
Percentile: 92.2544
Review: Using ambiguity in film -- the deliberate omission of information -- is risky. Most movies save ambiguity for the ending; The Thing's tense last drink between Mac and Childs, or American Psycho's slow zoom into Patrick Bateman's face as he realizes how far gone he may be. But to make an entire movie where ambiguity is the point, where the search for the truth is more important than revealing it, is throwing the dice and hoping for snake eyes. The average viewer wants the dots connected in a m...
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]]> Family Plot (1976) - 80 - 13 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Family-Plot/ Family-Plot-streetsajed Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 StreetsAJed gave Family Plot a rating of 80 Family Plot13 Nov 2026
Family Plot (1976)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 83.8352
Review: I'm intrigued by the idea of an artist getting to write their final chapter. There are so many bands and directors and writers whose final works were never intended to be that. When an artist is afforded to the opportunity, it's interesting to see what they do with it. Do they turn it into an epitaph? The culmination of their life's work? Or do they stay the course, business as usual? I don't know if Alfred Hitchcock intended for Family Plot to be his swan song, but it sure feels that way....
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