David DeCoteau: The man. The paradox. The guy who when not filming hard hitting story-lead hardcore gay porn such as "Gaytanamo Bay" or softcore titillation such as "Badass Showdown" seems to enjoy making kids films with animals in them, and usually a few twinks get a part. Like his other kids films, they are made with the mentality "The kids won't notice." But they do notice. And I notice. The tone of the film is a straight line with no ups or downs or excitement