Ford Austin

Ford Austin
Total Credits at Criticker: 9 (Actor), 14 (Director), 10 (Writer)
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Attitude for Destruction
An epic tale of Sunset Strip-era metal, murder and mayhem. The GUNS N' ROSES-esque band HOLLYWOOD ROSES, fronted by vocalist DRAKE, is on the verge of super-stardom and courting a major record deal with Diamond Star Records. One small problem - the label doesn't want Drake in the band. So, the remaining band members do what any fame-hungry performer would do - they kill Drake. But Drake's girlfriend has made a pact with the devil and brings her deceased lover back from the dead. (imdb)
Gothic Vampires from Hell
The band "Gothic Vampires From Hell" knew the music business was tough, but they didn't know that it was THAT TOUGH! When they meet sexy record executives at Gotham Records they thought they might be sharks, but what they really turned out to be were BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRES! (imdb)
Soirée
On his 30th birthday, David tries to reconcile with his estranged wife Angela, but she brings another man to the party. In front of their friends, Angela informs her husband that she will have open affairs with other men throughout the remainder of their relationship. David murders his wife and goes to prison where he is forced to spend the rest of his days as a "cell bitch". Or does he? (imdb)
Cerebral Print: File #0604
When 3 trailer park hillbillies discover a dyin' alien, they start havin' downhome fun by pokin' it an' torturin' it! (imdb)
Cerebral Print: File #371
When some New York City street-toughs discover a dying alien in the alley behind the pool hall, they start poking it and burning it with cigars until a sadly-noble brothel bouncer puts the alien out of his misery. (imdb)
Sister of Cerebral Print
When the mob boss's wife is caught "stooping" an alien, his mafia hitmen close in on the extra terrestrial adulterer. Once cornered, the alien races to use his erotic space weapon to probe his way to freedom before "The Boss" can kill him first. (imdb)
Revenge of Cerebral Print
When three government soldiers are sent on a reconnaissance mission to capture a rogue extra terrestrial, the alien uses his space weapon to probe them like there is no tomorrow. (imdb)
Cerebral Print V: Midget Deathmatch!
An inside look at the deadly and illegal sport of Midget Vs. Extra Terrestrial desert pit fighting. (imdb)
Cerebral Print: End Game
When an E.T. attempts to return to his home planet, he is cornered by a sexy bounty hunter from space and her sidekick who try to bring him in and collect the bounty on his head. The alien is forced to fight for his life in a battle that kicks off an intergalactic war. (imdb)
Cerebral Print: The Secret Files
In 1967, a secret government organization called The Cerebral Print Program, or "The Print", was created to capture and study extra terrestrials. Once in the lab, Scientists scoop out the alien brains and chuck them into a harvester which extracts and records the final memory so it can be viewed at a later date. The end result: a Cerebral Print. A group of government agents try their damnedest to keep the program a secret while the little grey bastards attempt to probe their way to freedom... (imdb)
Cineme\
As the pathetic hero, Henri, tries to escape the devastation of his life dreams, everyone in his life drags him down with requests for money, favors, and general negativity. In this postmodern landscape, man is doomed to be the hamster on the wheel of despair. (imdb)
The Curse of Lizzie Borden
Danielle De Luca plays a girl who gets a job in a Lizzie Borden museum working for Mr. Moody. Soon she goes on a killing rampage in this thriller that is reminiscent of 70's Italian horror flicks. The movie also stars Jed Rowen (Black Dahlia, Ghastly Love of Johnny X, Zombie Farm) as the professor who gets beaten to death by Lizzie Borden. In the end, the only thing left to the imagination is whether everyone was murdered or did it just happen in the poor girl's imagination. (imdb)
Tiny Dancer
Tiny Dancer (2006) - Short Film
When an aging ballerina uses her art to transform her world, she unintentionally helps street punks find an appreciation for the beauty of life and the human condition through the magic of dance. (imdb)
Dahmer VS Gacy
Military scientist Dr. Stravinski (Peter Zhmutski) clones infamous serial killers Jeffery Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy using their old DNA. However when a fire breaks out in the lab the two serial killers manage to escape and start a killing spree across L.A.