Karakand

karakand
Cinema Addict - 1012 Film Ratings
Member Since: 05 May 2009
Location: USA
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Bio: "I have been to terrible films before. There is always something worth seeing."

more Recent Ratings

20 25% The Adventures of Tintin (2011) - Rated 27 Nov 2023
"I'd show this movie to my child if I were an alcoholic, probably divorced parent."
40 56% Zulu (2013) - Rated 17 Aug 2023
"For better or worse, when people bemoan the film industry's concentration of capital and output, they are lamenting the loss of movies like this. (It even has an untimely Wilhelm scream in the audio mix.) Orlando Bloom saying, "I hope you don't mind an insomniac Zulu calling you at all hours to dispense justice in the Rainbow Nation," in a poor South African accent will probably haunt me for years to come."
20 25% Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) - Rated 28 May 2023
"The next time someone tries to speak with you about the wisdom of crowds you should show them this movie's Rotten Tomatoes score and then make them watch it."
25 30% Morbius (2022) - Rated 29 Jan 2023
"RIP Jean Baudrillard, you would have loved NYPD officers pretending they were in New York City when they were actually in Charing Cross Station."
55 85% The Gray Man (2022) - Rated 15 Jan 2023
"Chris Evans and the fight choreography team tried so very hard to elevate this movie over a terminal case of the Russos."
15 19% 47 Ronin (2013) - Rated 08 Jan 2023
"How to get AHEAD in life? I thought you said how to get A HEAD in life!"
40 56% Kingdom of Heaven (2005) - Rated 31 Dec 2022
"If there's one thing I want in a movie about faith, fanaticism, and conscience, it's an inopportune Wilhelm scream."
20 25% Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) - Rated 26 Dec 2022
"I read Jean-Paul Sartre's "The Wall" too."
55 85% Rush Hour (1998) - Rated 26 Dec 2022
"The British Museum definitely doesn't want you to watch this one."
40 56% The Northman (2022) - Rated 23 Oct 2022
"One could dwell on the transgressive parts of this film, but Mr. Eggers revels in being transgressive. (Who else would reference Come and See with the background components of mise-en-scène?) No, Mr. Eggers fancies himself a man of verisimilitude, and so we should instead dwell on a Viking Age period piece that has Vikings in backwater polities wearing lamellar armor and using Constantinople instead of Miklagard. Bobby, you're the best."