Cinema Addict - 1912 Rankings
Member Since: Aug 11, 2013
Bio: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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|55 T3||Video Games: The Movie (2014) - Sep 21, 2017
"If you have ever played a videogame in your life, this documentary tells you nothing you don't already know. But it's not terrible. Sean Astin does a decent job as a narrator. I have nothing more to say about this..."
|1 T1||The Covenant (2006) - Sep 21, 2017
"That was the worst sneak preview I've ever been to I think. Technically I would give the movie ten points because in the beginning a White Zombie Song can be heard. But I also have to retract nine of those points for having the audacity to feature one of my favorite bands in this terrible piece of shit."
|31 T1||12 Rounds (2009) - Sep 21, 2017
"Let's put John Cena in a bad Die Hard with a Vengeance remake... How about let's fucking not?!?"
|27 T1||All About Steve (2009) - Sep 21, 2017
"All I remember was liking it more than I should have. Still far from good. But I respect Sandra Bullock for actually picking up her Golden Raspberry!"
|61 T3||Volver a morir (2011) - Sep 18, 2017
"A minimalistic low budget time loop horror flick, that fails to work with its good ideas. Fifty percent of the actors do a good job (it's not "Discount Colombian Tom Jane"). The highlights were definetly the weird dream sequences."
|70 T5||The Vault (2017) - Sep 17, 2017
"While the movie managed to keep my interested throughout, it is filled with many plotholes and doesn't explain what is going on in a way to satisfy you completely. But James Franco has a nice mustache and I enjoyed the performances of the siblings."
|66 T4||Game of Death (2017) - Sep 17, 2017
"Seven millenials play a game where they either have to kill people or have their heads explode in glorious fashion. While the idea sounds interesting enough and the gore effects and visuals overall are superb, the movie is not the extremely biting satire it wants to be. The character motivations are all over the place as the movie tries very hard to be philosophical but everyone is just spouting nonsense."
|73 T6||Jungle (2017) - Sep 13, 2017
"Daniel Radcliff on a tour de force through the Bolivian jungle. His performance is amazing but the movie is far from it. If you wanna see Mr. Ratcliff stumble through the underbrush while he slowly looses his mind for at least 80 minutes of this two hour movie, then this is for you. Because apart from that not much happens."
|84 T9||Mayhem (2017) - Sep 13, 2017
"After getting fucked over by his company, a virus that lowers moral threshholds helps Derek decide that it is only appropriate to murder his boss. The movie then goes into a biting spiral of office drone on office drone violence while still being extremely funny. The themes are far from revolutionary but the execution (haha) is on point!"
|88 T10||Raw (2017) - Sep 13, 2017
"A beautifully shot coming of age allegory that is just the right amount of weird and gruesome. Fantastically acted and with gorgous effects. See what I did there? Using words that contain 'gor(e)' and 'gory'. The movie is way better that that pun..."