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KenMeisters

Cinema Addict - 2031 Film Ratings

Member Since: Aug 11, 2013

Location: Germany

Bio: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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80 92% The Holy Mountain (1973) - Jun 17, 2018
"Here is a fun drinking game. Drink everytime: 1) when someone is naked, 2) when there is a weird liquid and 3) when a new animal species is shown on screen. ...and then you die! With amazing spiritual images and a cool soundtrack, this drug fueled ride down the road of human insanity/deprevaty/spirituality is a powerful experience. Especially if you are wasted because you playing the drinking game above."
70 74% Batman Ninja (2018) - Jun 17, 2018
"Anime Batman is a fun ride. It's batshit insane like most good anime and doesn't pull any punches. Castle robots? Yes, please! Batman doing Naruto hand gestures? Yes, please! It's not smart or deep or anything but it is FUN. It's Batman in an anime, which is exactly what I wanted."
70 74% Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) - Jun 17, 2018
"The movie nobody asked for is not as bad as everyone thought, when it was announced. Ehrenreich is a charming Solo, Glover a great Calrissian. Chewbacca is Chewbacca. The movie does some nice things with its heist plot but never becomes really great. What I realized watching this movie is that I want movies set in the Star Wars Universe that are completely unrelated to all the rest of the Saga. Don't give me more backstory, give me new adventures with entirely new characters. Pretty please!!!"
60 50% Red State (2011) - Jun 17, 2018
"Kevin Smith does an interesting movie about religious fundamentalists, that turns into an extreme shootout halfway through the movie. It's definitely different from the rest of his movies, but its endearing enough to make you keep watching."
60 50% The Last Witch Hunter (2015) - Jun 17, 2018
"I have to say I expected nothing and the movie wasn't all that bad. Vin plays a magical version of himself but at least he has fun by the looks of it. Just don't expect to much. Unfortunately, Vin has long hair and a massive beard only in the flashback scenes."
70 74% Deadpool 2 (2018) - Jun 17, 2018
"The main story is awfully unimaginative but the new characters, mainly Cable and Domino, manage to make the movie surprisingly entertaining and funny. More of the same slightly better than before."
10 0% Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018) - May 07, 2018
"Let's remake this good zombie movie but turn it into a shitty one! How does that sound? And while we're at it, let's turn the nice zombie from the original, which obviously none of us have seen for more that 10 minutes, into a rapist. - JESUS!! At least let me make some decent gore effects! Since everyone dies because of their own stupidity anyway! - Aww well! Okay, but not too many!! Don't underestimate the power of grabbing people and pulling them offscreen!"
60 50% Sukeban Boy (2006) - May 06, 2018
"I remember buying the movie on DVD for ten bucks. Then I was really confused when I saw it. But I think I wasn't ready yet. Too bad I don't own the DVD anymore, so I could give the movie the second chance it definitely deserves. From what I remember the movie should be right up my alley. *cue me ordering the DVD on Amazon again - should I still not like this movie after watching it again, this is all SuperSui's fault*"
70 74% Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - May 06, 2018
"I was afraid of this movie. I love the first Avengers movie because it perfectly divides screen time between all characters. I hate the second one for failing to do just that. I feared this movie would suck hard. But it didn't. Not even the bad guy was bad. Even better, his agenda made sense and he was genuine threat without being totally overpowered. The interactions between our many heroes were fun und worked surprisingly well. The two first big fightscenes were really bad tho'."