Bio: Even though I haven't had time to do anything lately - www.spreaker.com/show/nothingsgood and CoolRunningsMovies.blogspot.com for my weekly podcast, full reviews and other stuff. Not updated in basically a year, but fuck it maybe you'll laugh.
|45 39%||White Boy Rick (2018) - Sep 14, 2018
"Would've been a lot better if they showed anything he did to get arrested."
|45 39%||Mile 22 (2018) - Aug 28, 2018
"Endings are important. And editing."
|20 10%||A Cure for Wellness (2017) - Aug 21, 2018
"The first hour isn't terrible besides the vacuous pit that is Dane DeHaan's acting. But then the script happens."
|65 64%||Halloweentown (1998) - Aug 20, 2018
"If you're into the Halloween aesthetic, this is the town for you. Starring a perfect foreshadowing to what Carrie Fisher would look like 20 years later."
|75 83%||Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) - Aug 17, 2018
"Action comparable, if not better, than Ghost Protocol, masking what's possibly the worst M:I script besides 2. Props for somehow shoehorning all five previous M:I films into this one - a real culmination of the franchise to this point."
|70 74%||Christopher Robin (2018) - Aug 09, 2018
"Similar in concept to Forster's Finding Neverland, Christopher Robin can't decide if it wants to be a serious film or a lighthearted kid's fairytale. It does both well, but the tonal inconsistencies make it feel bizarre and goofy. While it wraps up a little too easily, it's cute and clever and has some genuinely great moments, mostly involving "live action" Pooh."
|35 27%||The Book of Henry (2017) - Aug 05, 2018
"Lieberher and Tremblay are cinematic treasures of this decade, sadly wasted away here by an underdeveloped script and the completely void direction of Colin Trevorrow. Given a rewrite and a good director, this could've been a gem."
|60 55%||Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) - Jul 21, 2018
"So sick of the crappy comedy and terrible villains. However, this is fun enough to overcome the contrived archetypes, flat jokes and two really brutal plot points."
|60 55%||Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) - Jul 14, 2018
"I saw the film in a theater filled exclusively with latinos. The Chupacabra joke killed. All 60 points are for "Bob.""
|60 55%||Skyscraper (2018) - Jul 13, 2018
"Not the Die-Hard-with-a-Prosthetic-Leg film I was hoping for, but a decent enough flick with some clever action pieces. The mirror-sequence finale makes no sense at all, but it's cool so whatever. Plus five points for restarting since every tech problem is solved by restarting (and it was set up by dialogue). Negative 5 points for not Rock Bottoming someone through the pearl and having him fall all the way down."