Bio: Even though I haven't had time to do anything lately - www.spreaker.com/show/nothingsgood and CoolRunningsMovies.blogspot.com for my weekly podcast, full reviews and other stuff. Not updated in basically a year, but fuck it maybe you'll laugh.
|80 89%||Joker (2019) - Oct 09, 2019
"Taxi Driver for the social media/fake news/mental health awareness generation from the director of the Hangover starring River Phoenix's brother as a Batman villain."
|90 96%||Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019) - Oct 04, 2019
"I love how Dave Chapelle became a White Supremacist."
|50 45%||It Chapter Two (2019) - Sep 19, 2019
"It's 3 hours long."
|55 49%||The Lion King (2019) - Aug 23, 2019
"What was the point of Rafiki?"
|45 40%||The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019) - Aug 17, 2019
"The second act of the sequel is more enjoyable (and truer to the film title) than the first movie, but the first and third acts are just as outlandish and nonsensical as anything Illumination has done. It's cute they tied all the interwoven stories together, but I only cared about one of them to begin with (unsurprisingly it had Harrison Ford, the only person in this voicecast worth anything). Jenny Slate should jump off the roof of One World Trade Center. And Tiffany Haddish."
|30 20%||Vice (2018) - Aug 15, 2019
"Dick Cheney and his wife debate running for Vice Presidency through Shakespearean dialogue as a demonstration of a conversation no one knows anything about in a movie that claims to be a true story from the director of Talladega Nights and Step Brothers."
|30 20%||Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) - Aug 01, 2019
"Congratulations, you can make the same movie 9 times."
|10 5%||Colossal (2017) - Jul 18, 2019
"I absolutely don't understand the appeal of this movie at all. Is it an unfunny comedy or a vapid drama? It would've been just bad without Jason Sudeikis, but he makes it irredeemable."
|80 89%||Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) - Jul 13, 2019
"Fresh in the way a superhero movie hasn't been in ten years. Fun animation, solid story structure, genuine jokes, and great voice acting by everyone but Jake Johnson - that guy sucks."
|65 64%||Toy Story 4 (2019) - Jun 28, 2019
"It has its emotional moments, but rarely its fun ones. Toy Story 3 felt like it was about growing up, but 4 feels like an existential crisis pondering what growing up means. You can say everything about this movie by stating that Bonnie - arguably the best character in the Pixar universe - barely even does anything in this movie. Hopefully Toy Story 5 will actually be Duke Kaboom 1. (P.S. - Key and Peele suck)"