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BadCosmonaut

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Celluloid Junkie - 4248 Film Ratings

Member Since: Sep 16, 2013

Location: Louisiana, USA

Age: 39

Bio: This is my scale for movies (not TV):

10: Masterpiece
9: Masterful
8: Fantastic
7: Great
6: Good
5: Decent
4: Not so hot
3: Bad plus the people who made it need to be insulted a little
2: Notably bad and the people need to be insulted even more
1: Terrible in the worst ways and maximum insult to those who made it

"Now I know how ruins feel. Sterile and empty-eyed amid lush nature."

"I hate all comparisons involving oil."

Movies I've seen and rated that are not on Criticker:
- Breaking Point (1975) tt0072736 2/10

more Recent Ratings

63% The Hidden Blade (2004) - Sep 22, 2023
42% Love and Honor (2006) - Sep 22, 2023
78% Barbie (2023) - Sep 21, 2023
6% Bacurau (2019) - Sep 09, 2023
"I watched this because someone recommended it as a UFO movie. No. Do not watch this expecting a UFO movie. You were lied to. Fuck you to whoever recommended it as that. Also, it sucks anyway."
94% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) - Sep 02, 2023
"Damn, this was awesome."
1% Dark Skies (2013) - Aug 31, 2023
"Totally ruined by the husband character who was unbearable. The other characters weren't much better. They were all soooo stupid and unlikeable (except J.K. Simmons' character). I fucking hate writing like this. And I hate the writers too. Fuck writers who write like this."
88% Limbo (2023) - Aug 31, 2023
"For fans of the Mystery Road genre."
63% Delta Space Mission (1984) - Aug 30, 2023
21% Strange Circus (2005) - Aug 14, 2023