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Celluloid Junkie - 3680 Rankings

Member Since: Apr 15, 2006

Location: Melbourne, Australia

Age: 45

Gender: Male

Bio: A score between 91 and 100 indicates a masterpiece.

Recent Rankings
75 T9 Ordet (1955) - Oct 19, 2016
"However long gone, 60 years later, the miraculous cosmos of this film may seem, there has never been a time, in this age of dawning awareness of the so-called Anthropocene, when belief in the possibility of the absolutely improbable has been more necessary, so as to stave off the "halfheartedness" (that is, the cowardice) that is Dreyer's target. Besides that, what will endure are the long takes in which lengthy, complex human dialogue is perfectly articulated with slow, smooth camera movements."
30 T2 Land of the Lost (2009) - Oct 15, 2016
"Had a couple of OK bits: the use of A Chorus Line; and when he finally has the showdown with the dinosaur. That's it."
25 T1 Reign of Fire (2002) - Oct 01, 2016
"Released less than a year after the September 11 attacks and less than a year before the invasion of Iraq, here a gung ho American leader convinces a British leader that, by joining forces and entering enemy territory, they can topple the big boss of the opposing forces, reshape the geopolitical landscape and, most of all, save the children. Everything turns out well, just like it does in real life. Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi was ok as Ajay."
50 T5 The Case of: JonBenét Ramsey (2016) - Sep 29, 2016
"Too much bragging about "four thousand years of collective experience" and so on, with a few elements that were not really evidence of much (like the dialogue supposedly extracted from the 911 call by using noise reduction software: if they were serious, they would have had people listening to it blind, so to speak), all of which makes it seem more tabloidish than it needed to be, but despite such problems it does a pretty good job at making clear the inadequacy of other explanations."
25 T1 Homefront (2013) - Sep 26, 2016
"Sylvester Stallone finished his espresso one morning, then retreated to his office, knowing that he would be spending many solitary hours at his keyboard, tapping out the best script he possibly could. The result has a competent structure for this sort of thing, although many of the details make little sense. Awfully filmed. Statham tries. Ends by setting the scene for a sequel, although there is reason to doubt that Franco or Ryder (how does she pick her roles?) would agree to return for that."
45 T4 Hachiko: A Dog's Story (2009) - Sep 24, 2016
"Sometimes it's not bad to be reminded of how susceptible we can become to the affective power that can be generated through the projection of sound and light, and that it has very little if anything to do with our capacity for cognition or reflection."
55 T6 A Most Violent Year (2014) - Sep 23, 2016
"Pretty good exploration of hypocrisy, even if the last five minutes are a bit too contrived, intended no doubt as a way of trying to get the point across. Consensus seems to be that it is Lumetian but seemed more Mametian to this viewer, although with a bit less artifice. Good use of colour and the unusual score adds a sense of menace. Chandor seems promising. The film justifies its existence purely by provoking my discovery of the great Ray Bryant album, Alone with the Blues."
45 T4 Allegiant (2016) - Sep 22, 2016
"Some of the motivations could have been developed a little better, and not everything is explained comprehensibly, but then a sequel was intended. Series does succeed in reconfiguring the techno-political questions it raises differently in each episode, in a fairly interesting way. Romantic aspects are passable. The consensus of critics and audiences that this group of movies is somehow worse than other blockbusters or Hollywood movies is anti-girl and a pure demonstration of the herd effect."
50 T5 Insurgent (2015) - Sep 22, 2016
"More interesting and involving than the first, even if it is ultimately about how the fate of the world depends on finding someone who can complete a computer game all the way up to the end of level five. This sequel is made with greater flair and is also less anti-Cleisthenes than the first instalment. This series does introduce genuine narrative surprises more than does something like THE HUNGER GAMES, but this seems to go unrecognised by audiences and critics."
35 T2 Divergent (2014) - Sep 21, 2016
"Seemingly an anti-Cleisthenes remake of FULL METAL JACKET, but after basic training Joker becomes the female sniper. If this sounds rebellious, it nevertheless does evince a rather militaristic yet at least residually moralistic view of the transition to adulthood that seems peculiar to contemporary American ideology. Unexcitingly filmed no doubt, but the way this was disliked by audiences and critics seems suspiciously like they have trouble accepting movies targeted at a youthful female crowd."