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Criticker Zealot - 10265 Rankings

Member Since: Jun 24, 2012

Location: Anchorage, Alaska, USA

Bio: I like watching movies purely for entertainment,
so I tend not to care if it's a "good film" "a Classic"
or about style, technique, or whatever.

more Recent Rankings
75 T8 Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013) - Dec 15, 2017
"The story was good, the voice acting was a bit hit and miss, the character designs were not to my liking and the dialogue was kind of lame. The movie was fast paced and it showed plenty of raw action and grit with was awesome. "
47 T3 A Daring Daylight Burglary (1903) - Dec 14, 2017
"Pretty decent police chase, nothing flashy but solid."
40 T2 Flying Masters of Kung Fu (1978) - Dec 12, 2017
"This is a very average and generic film filled with average fights and average acting, with a generic story and mediocre direction."
40 T2 Enter the Game of Death (1978) - Dec 12, 2017
"I'm not sure why this gets such high ratings. The acting, martial arts, fight scenes, editing, directing, all of it are mediocre at best. The story is crap and the dubbing only makes things worse. It is interesting in a crappy chop socky kind of way but that's not really my thing."
63 T5 Red Nose Day Actually (2017) - Dec 11, 2017
"It was nice to see most of the actors and characters together again."
30 T2 Beauty and the Beast (2017) - Dec 11, 2017
"Well that was disappointing. I didn't have high hopes for this but I didn't expect it to be this shitty. Emma Watson sucked as did the poorly animated beast. Luke Evans was the best part of this."
73 T8 My Beloved Bodyguard (2016) - Dec 10, 2017
"I really enjoyed this movie on multiple levels it's just too bad that the two parts of this film just didn't mesh well. The makeshift family scene were sweet and a lot of fun. The action crime parts were also quite entertaining as were all of the cameos spread throughout the film. The biggest downside was the fact that the two stories weren't balanced and the whole thing left you wanting for more action or less drama. Had they gone in either direction... [Read Full Review]"
40 T2 Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions (2005) - Dec 10, 2017
"I actually found this to be kind of boring."
50 T4 Rare Exports Inc. (2003) - Dec 10, 2017
"I like the documentary style but the idea isn't very funny."
54 T4 Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) - Dec 10, 2017
"The set up to this film and the first half are great. The characters are fun and the whole story has an oddball feel to it. The film loses steam in the second half and both the final arc and epilogue are very disappointing. This is one of the films that had great potential but doesn't even come close to fulfilling it."