JackthePGL
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Member Since: 01 Mar 2025
Location: UK
Bio: 10/10 Seal of Approval 9/10 Seal of Approval 8/10 7/10 6/10 5/10 4/10 Seal of Garbage 3/10 Seal of Garbage 2/10 Seal of Garbage 1/10 Seal of Garbage open.spotify.com/playlist/2DiFzH3lrDIu43EOv8a0v4 rumble.com/user/JacktheProfessionalGamingLegend www.youtube.com/JacktheProfessionalGamingLegend?sub_confirmation=1 www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2sLbn4MKA7cL5NT_FKaRTjt4Ow7MMzn8 www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLofytoycEFEQCCt8WnfvsAaKXJR96gwal www.youtube.com/channel/UCVoP1_Fp8QF5X4c5d0scmxA www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLofytoycEFES7Xdr-2GG52LBBPCHk5bCF www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLofytoycEFERNRRvGBXCRH1-TpkguLewI www.rottentomatoes.com/profiles/ratings/9XGiBJhMVs1af6jFqliGmTpNc88CJ6hqgSOzhjluVVC2KiRvSAesLdcPPCZxIDJIKJcO1HXXCawtgXINri8qIYAsO2IZdC9JhG9fBDSpGSYA/movie www.reddit.com/user/Ok_Performance5574/ www.imdb.com/user/ur169025691/?ref_=nv_usr_prof_2 www.themoviedb.org/u/JackthePGL letterboxd.com/JackthePGL/?sub_confirmation=1 letterboxd.com/JackthePGL/ rate.house/user/JackthePGL filmfed.com/users/JackthePGL movielens.org/home tastedive.com/movies "Hey, kids. Hello! I'm Bubba Dunk Funkin's mummy and yeah, I'm the one who f**ked his daddy. And, uh, the come, uh, from John Cena dick, uh, you know, went inside my poosy and, uh you know, it may mixed up in there and it made my dick come. YEAH! All right anyway. Bubba's my sus and uh, Bubba's f**king gay as f**k. Ain't that right, Bubba? I'm not gay! Yay! Man, I'd rather watch lesbians. Uh, uh, yeah, we all do, don't we? YEAH! Ain't that right, Bubba? You can't see me! He got his looks from his mummy and you can tell and uh, he's a f**king bum, he's a f**king slut and uh, ain't that goddamn JOJ. I just don't like him. I got one good look at him until he was a fake f**k from the start." "I am Steve the Doggycock! John Cena, that's right, Joj Ceec! Ooh, it's gonna so exciting to see Joj! All I can say is, uh, I'll be watching Smackdown more! Sos! Roman Reigns! So yeah, big breaking news, John Cena...... And I'm gonna get the f**k out of here, so that is all!" "Let me tell you guys how I've been having the s**tiest day today 'cause I had a hangover. It's 11 o'clock at night and I drank last night. I mean I would, I would tell you what happened but I really don't remember much, all I can say is that it all, "It all started last night when I was totally plastered, I woke up in the dumpster with subloob in the hepster, I found myself in the very strange place, my head really hurt and it's drawn on my face, don't remember a thing 'cause I black out in the hurry, but I gotta get to class and now my friends are all worried. Hey, Vin! Hey, Aaron! Where you been? Gosh, I don't know, I hit the bottle on the floor and now my ass is really sore. I know! I got pictures on my iPhone! Okay, do you... do you like delete those? Too late! They're on the interweb. Aaron, that's not funny. I can't believe those things you did to that horse. Aaron, whatever the f**k you did, I appreciate you went and reversed it. Too late! I gotta go before I'm late to class. Okay, you're a f**king ass. Bye, best friend, and thanks for the laughs." S**t! Hey, what the f**k is up with this piano?" "Welcome, I say, welcome to the most spectacular racing extravaganza in the universe. Into The Sky. The galaxies and daredevils are all wrapped up and ready to race. Here your role, I say, role call: Von Clutch, Elmer Fudd, Pepe, Squidward, Donald Duck, Tom from Tom and Jerry, Dr. Scratchansniff, Dr. Cortex, Itchy, Bagheera, Scar, Rabbit, Samos and Skipper. JackthePGL here with all my Drama teachers, Tina and Simon. I'll be bringing you all the crazy racing action you can stay, thanks to the high speed satellite techno jiggery at Pontefract Fixtures. Well, it's a fine day for racing. The time's a-wastin' so let's get this show on the road." "Terrible! Just terrible! Get BACK in there and do better!" "Seemed like such a good idea. Cast some unknowns, get the ratings up. EASY! Nobody told me they're all unknowns because... they have NO TALENT!!! PLEASE, DON'T LET ME DOWN! Go back and do better!" "Huh? WHAT?! WHO? OH, THAT WAS TERRIBLE! Get back in there and do a better job! Feel the roles! BE the roles! Amateurs. Trained DOLPHINS could do a better job." imitates dolphin "HOW! CAN! THEY! BE! SO! BAD?! JUST! GO! BACK! AND! TRY! HARDER! PLEASE!" "What was that? Is that acting? I don't think so. TRY AGAIN!" "THAT was atrocious! GO BACK TO ACTING SCHOOL! I couldn't cast you in a pond with that effort! Get back in there AND DO BETTER!!!!"
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Jaws (1975) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"Back in the day I'm become obsessed with Jaws because of the theme tune they did back in the 70's I'm so obsessed with old music I remember in the morning playing John Williams' theme tune over and over again and my mum heard it downstairs and told me to turn it down because its loud for her. I don't know how many times that happened but what the hell. A young woman named Chrissy goes for a late-night ocean swim during a beach party. An unseen force attacks and pulls her underwater. The next mor"
Sea of Love (1989) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"I am interested in seeing this movie only 'cause I heard the song itself only the Tom Waits version and I enjoyed it. With no one had ever heard of this film is that it's surprising forgotten and come to their surprise it stars Al Pacino. Frank Keller played by Al Pacino, is a burned-out alcoholic. His wife left him and married one of his colleagues, and he is depressed about reaching his 20th year on the police force. He is assigned to investigate the murder of a man in Manhattan, shot while fa"
Cape Fear (1991) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"From the director of Goodfellas and Casino right in the middle of them, Martin Scorsese remakes Cape Fear in which I still haven't seen the original B&W version which really, it's been nearly a decade but I still enjoyed it loads. With Martin Scorsese moving away from gangster flicks for a while, he then makes a psychological thriller of a remake. A convicted rapist, Max Cady played by Robert De Niro, is released from prison after receiving a 14 year sentence. His lawyer Sam Bowden was appalled "
Dressed to Kill (1980) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"From the director of Scarface, Carlito's Way, Carrie, The Untouchables and Mission Impossible just to name a few, Brian De Palma is known for erotic thrillers and this one is just one of them. Known for it to be referencing the Hitchcockness of Psycho which I loved. A sexually frustrated housewife Kate Miller played by Angie Dickinson, is attending therapy sessions with Dr. Robert Elliott played by Michael Caine. During an appointment, she attempts to seduce him, but he rejects her advances, sta"
Bound (1996) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"I remember seeing Bound years ago and I found it to be interesting and all I can say is that this is the first time I ever got to see lesbians in film history. I've seen little of lesbian flicks in my time but for this one is more of a crime thriller with some erotic scenes and all I can say is that I love Bound. Directed by The Wachowskis in their film debut before they did The Matrix. Corky, a lesbian ex-con played by Gina Gershon, is hired as a painter and plumber at an apartment building. Sh"
Heat (1995) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"Heat is known to be one of Michael Mann's masterpiece and in doing a re-review just like I was thinking of some of my older ones I'm going to be redoing just to make them long which is so special to me and all of you guys. Starring a huge amount of cast such as Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer and many more, this is going to be one hell of a ride. Neil McCauley played by Robert De Niro, is a professional thief and he and his crew, Chris Shiherlis, Michael Cheritto, Gilbert Trejo, Waingro wh"
