pyrosexual
Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 31 Aug 2013
Location: USA
Recent Ratings
Check out pyrosexual's...
The Magnificent Ambersons (1942) - Rated 17 Aug 2025
Hawk Jones (1986) - Rated 15 Aug 2025
The Evil Within (2017) - Rated 15 Aug 2025
Joysticks (1983) - Rated 13 Jul 2025
"The funniest thing about this movie is how the closed captions describes mcdorfus' farts. I'll be officially trying to work "wetly" into my conversations like it's my word of the day for the foreseeable future. Sorry wife!"
Die Nibelungen: Kriemhild's Revenge (1924) - Rated 24 Jun 2025
The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006) - Rated 23 Jun 2025
"Plays more like a cross between Click and final Destination than a rehashing of the first one like I've seen some people complain about. Blake lively's bro does manage the highly challenging feat of being a lot less likable than Ashton Kutcher."
Grown Ups 2 (2013) - Rated 08 Jun 2025
"Holy moly, it's hard to believe he could make a movie so much worse than jack and Jill. It's like a 90 minute long mad tv sketch but without the passion."
Cool World (1992) - Rated 31 May 2025
The Butter Battle Book (1989) - Rated 31 May 2025
L'Important c'est d'aimer (1975) - Rated 31 May 2025
"The ultimate cuck epic"
