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the_beast
Celluloid Junkie
# Film Ratings: 2618
# Game Ratings: 34
Member Since: 06 Dec 2015
Bio: Gary Oldman, Daniel Day Lewis, John Malkovich, James Spader, Kurt Russell, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tim Roth



Charleze Theron, Judi Dench, Jodie Foster, Helen Mirren, Anne Hathaway, Francis McDormand,

Recent Ratings

1 2%
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) - Rated 18 Nov 2025
So, I haven't seen it yet, it IS on my list - and I will update when I do watch. But, by God - how could I let this title go? The worst title of all time? There are funnier ones, more bizarre, more out of context, but THIS half-baked plagiarized milk toast!?!? The infantilization of important, deep, meaningful and mournful literature turned into Rosie Byrune's big day out... What to say? Except; "I have no mouth, and I must scream."
3 16%
The Red Baron (2008) - Rated 12 Nov 2025
4 28%
Army of Thieves (2021) - Rated 12 Nov 2025
4 28%
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (2025) - Rated 10 Nov 2025
An unnecessary addition to a perfect movie. Sad to see. I was not able to get my hopes up, and this delivered well on that pre-emptive disappointment. One wonders what the driving force behind this was? The leads needing more royalties? The director falling out of fashion? Whatever the cause - this was a failure from conception. Any fan of the first could have told you this was a bad idea before throwing tens of millions at it trying to make it work with a new generation.
3 16%
City Lights (1931) - Rated 10 Nov 2025
What an absolute snoozefest. Watching this for entertainment in 2025 is like watching 1940's porn to get off. Like driving a 20MPH saloon for the thrills. You're milk toast if it's engaging. So many iterations dive more deeply into it's various themes that the original doesn't hold any weight anymore. The music is bland and outright goofy. The editing is harsh - reminiscent of a PowerPoint slideshow. The acting is jarring. Set design and costumes are laughable. No element has held up to time.
3 16%
Kraven the Hunter (2024) - Rated 08 Nov 2025
6 57%
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (2014) - Rated 08 Nov 2025
4 28%
The Pope's Exorcist (2023) - Rated 08 Nov 2025
3 16%
Overlord (2015) - Rated 08 Nov 2025
3 16%
Overlord: The Sacred Kingdom (2024) - Rated 08 Nov 2025