The Beast

Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 05 Dec 2015
Bio: Gary Oldman, Daniel Day Lewis, John Malkovich, James Spader, Kurt Russell, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tim Roth
Charleze Theron, Judi Dench, Jodie Foster, Helen Mirren, Anne Hathaway, Francis McDormand,
Charleze Theron, Judi Dench, Jodie Foster, Helen Mirren, Anne Hathaway, Francis McDormand,
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Sweetheart (2019) - Rated 11 Aug 2025
Red Billabong (2016) - Rated 11 Aug 2025
Loop Track (2023) - Rated 11 Aug 2025
"At least they went for an original monster."
Monster Island (2024) - Rated 11 Aug 2025
Warfare (2025) - Rated 10 Aug 2025
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) - Rated 09 Aug 2025
"Longest Snickers ad I've ever seen. It did leave me with some philosophical dilemmas to ponder. I've never pined for the death of so many protagonists in one movie before that wasn't about WW2. It likely means that I am just a bad person, but then why wouldn't I feel this way with other movies? Why is each person in that family so individually loathsome? Maybe if they spoke, or did even just one positive thing I wouldn't want to watch them be eaten alive so badly. Or... was that their intent?"
Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) - Rated 09 Aug 2025
28 Years Later (2025) - Rated 03 Aug 2025
"Hugely disappointing sequel which seems to be bridging the gap to exploring other colonies and an eventual global outbreak in future installments. Makes 28 weeks later looks good. Frenetic, ambiguous editing. The introduction of zombie 'types/breeds' taken from other zombie media, instead of focusing on the rage virus that initially set them apart. Attempts at shock and awe - all of which fall flat. A weak lead. Rough for a child actor, but they're the ones who chose a kid for this gore fest."
Companion (2025) - Rated 22 Jul 2025
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) - Rated 20 Jul 2025
"As lazy as this review ."