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Celluloid Junkie - 2995 Film Ratings

Member Since: Nov 21, 2017

Location: Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Las Palmas, Spain

Bio: This is from now 27 February 2018 my first account.

[cross out]This is my second account, the main one is only for Horror movies/[cross out]. https://www.criticker.com/profile/tipar822/

My ideal rating system would have only three levels;

Not boring: from 100 to 56
Meh: from 55 to 45, http://www.thefreedictionary.com/meh.
Boring: from 44 to 0.

Besides that I have my method to apply a certain rating
100. Masterpiece: you must see it only because of the pop culture.
90. Excellent: you must see it for the same reason as 100 but maybe there is an error or something you do not totally like.
80. Very good: you are going to love it.
70. Good: you will not regret the experience.
69. Good but: well...
65. Almost good: when you know what it is happening or who is the killer you can stop watching, the resolution it is not that interesting.
60. Interesting: some parts of the movie compensate the weakest.
54. Although not a great thing, you can not stop watching until the end.
50. Watchable: you can see it but not a great thing.
49. Almost boring: the movie seems a little too long.
40. Mediocre: maybe boring but you can see the whole thing.
35: If you are in the mood you can see the whole thing,
30. Weak: usually boring and you will not see the whole movie.
20. Bad: totally boring you will see it until the half of it and enough is enough.
10. Very bad: you will see 15 mints maybe, tops.
0. YThisExists: to bad to even give it a try.
more Recent Ratings
60 61% La Zona (2017) - Jun 19, 2018
"Only the first season. It gets better after a couple of episodes."
60 61% A Dark Song (2016) - Jun 18, 2018
"Original in an already treated subgenre but the fact that the Horror part is its last make me downvoted a little."
50 34% Ghost in the Shell Arise - Border 1: Ghost Pain (2013) - Jun 18, 2018
"OK but kind of dull. At least they talk about man/machine and not about the darn refugees."
60 61% Alcoholist (2016) - Jun 18, 2018
"An interesting film that hides more than meets the eye."
50 34% Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror (1942) - Jun 18, 2018
"Sherlock Holmes and the Little Pretentious Shit. I was expecting more from a Sherlock film. Well, it is not that I was not expecting it but I was expecting some really complicated puzzle to solve."
60 61% The Spiral Staircase (1945) - Jun 18, 2018
"Interesting for the Mystery of not knowing who. It is well crafted for 1945."
50 34% Somnus (2017) - Jun 17, 2018
"Two things; "Señor Kubrick qué haría usted?" - La Prohibida (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byvl7tSg2Zo) and movie very influenced by the photographie of Malick and cinema of Kubrick. I saw that one a long time ago if you are Spanish you can check https://www.filmaffinity.com/es/user/rating/497809/457063.html#"
50 34% The Shadow Effect (2017) - Jun 17, 2018
"Watchable."
55 48% It Came from the Desert (2017) - Jun 16, 2018
"A good script and some laughs, if you are into that you will tolerate it, to say the least."
44 20% Marjorie Prime (2017) - Jun 16, 2018
"A lot of ellipses big as a melon water. Too much talk, in fact, I would not consider this as a Sci-Fi Drama because the first it is not highlighted enough to be considered such. It is just a Drama where Sci-Fi has its weight but that is all."