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Criticker Zealot - 5236 Film Ratings

Member Since: Nov 22, 2017

Location: Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Las Palmas, Spain

Age: 40

Bio: This is from now 27 February 2018 my first account.

[cross out]This is my second account, the main one is only for Horror movies/[cross out]. https://www.criticker.com/profile/tipar822/

My ideal rating system would have only three levels;

Not boring: from 100 to 56
Meh: from 55 to 45, http://www.thefreedictionary.com/meh.
Boring: from 44 to 0.

Besides that I have my method to apply a certain rating
100. Masterpiece: you must see it only because of the pop culture.
90. Excellent: you must see it for the same reason as 100 but maybe there is an error or something you do not totally like.
80. Very good: you are going to love it.
70. Good: you will not regret the experience.
69. Good but: well...
65. Almost good: when you know what it is happening or who is the killer you can stop watching, the resolution it is not that interesting.
60. Interesting: you will see the whole thing and even if you fall asleep or whatever you will retake the rest in another moment.
------------Below this line you will probably not see the whole movie in any given moment if you can not-----------
55. Although not a great thing you can not stop watching until the end, but if you fall asleep while watching it or if you have an emergency you can stop watching without remorse.
50. Watchable: you can see the whole thing, but you can stop at any time without remorse.
49. Almost boring: the movie seems a little too long.
40. Mediocre: maybe boring but you can see the whole thing.
35: If you are in the mood you can see the whole thing,
30. Weak: usually boring and you will not see the whole movie.
20. Bad: totally boring you will see it until the half of it and enough is enough.
10. Very bad: you will see 15 mints maybe, tops.
0. YThisExists: to bad to even give it a try.

more Recent Ratings

55 T6 Memoir of a Murderer (2017) - Jan 17, 2020
"It takes a lot until the thrilling part, and in the end it is not that much thrilling."
20 T1 Kyrsyä - Tuftland (2017) - Jan 16, 2020
"Somebody please explain to me the point of this movie?"
10 T1 Abduction (2019) - Jan 16, 2020
"Pure garbage. I love Adkins, though."
50 T5 Havana Darkness (2019) - Jan 16, 2020
"I liked the pace and the change of plot."
55 T6 The Other Me (2016) - Jan 16, 2020
"Not that awesome, but the Mystery is there."
55 T6 Deserted (2016) - Jan 16, 2020
"Interesting, but could have been better I guess."
55 T6 Negative (2017) - Jan 16, 2020
"Not bad; indie vibe."
60 T7 Separated at Birth (2018) - Jan 16, 2020
"At the beginning it seems more a family Drama, but the thing escalates little by little from the second act, the two last acts trumps the first one. The plot revolves around a young teacher that finds out that she was kidnapped at the hospital she was born. She return along her real mother and sister, but the "old sister" do not welcome her as expected, and plots a revenge that ends with unexpected consequences."
50 T5 Rise of the Footsoldier 3 (2017) - Jan 16, 2020
"Not that bad, but I am not that found in British thrillers. The overall quality trumped the entertaining aspect."
50 T5 My Daughter Vanished (2018) - Jan 16, 2020
"The fact that it is not a Mystery movie—we see both sides—trumps the average quality."