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Celluloid Junkie - 3206 Film Ratings

Member Since: Nov 21, 2017

Location: Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Las Palmas, Spain

Bio: This is from now 27 February 2018 my first account.

[cross out]This is my second account, the main one is only for Horror movies/[cross out]. https://www.criticker.com/profile/tipar822/

My ideal rating system would have only three levels;

Not boring: from 100 to 56
Meh: from 55 to 45, http://www.thefreedictionary.com/meh.
Boring: from 44 to 0.

Besides that I have my method to apply a certain rating
100. Masterpiece: you must see it only because of the pop culture.
90. Excellent: you must see it for the same reason as 100 but maybe there is an error or something you do not totally like.
80. Very good: you are going to love it.
70. Good: you will not regret the experience.
69. Good but: well...
65. Almost good: when you know what it is happening or who is the killer you can stop watching, the resolution it is not that interesting.
60. Interesting: some parts of the movie compensate the weakest.
54. Although not a great thing, you can not stop watching until the end.
50. Watchable: you can see it but not a great thing.
49. Almost boring: the movie seems a little too long.
40. Mediocre: maybe boring but you can see the whole thing.
35: If you are in the mood you can see the whole thing,
30. Weak: usually boring and you will not see the whole movie.
20. Bad: totally boring you will see it until the half of it and enough is enough.
10. Very bad: you will see 15 mints maybe, tops.
0. YThisExists: to bad to even give it a try.
more Recent Ratings
65 75% Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014) - Aug 15, 2018
"Awesome but once the resolution starts to finish you lose interest."
20 2% Biohazard: Damnation (2012) - Aug 15, 2018
"Awful, I was being bored since the beginning and I gave him sixty minutes to try to convince me. I stopped watching there."
60 62% Renaissance (2006) - Aug 15, 2018
"Towards the end, when you know what it is happening arrives the comedown. But the overall it is OK."
35 11% The Nest (2002) - Aug 15, 2018
"I had to do a really big effort to see the whole thing, I even started cleaning my room while I was seeing it because I was so bored I had two options; stop watching or do something productive."
30 7% Incoming (2018) - Aug 14, 2018
"Scott Adkins is not that hot here to compensate me to see the whole thing, although I did it. Less fight and more script, please."
70 86% Silent Hill (2006) - Aug 14, 2018
35 11% Therapy for a Vampire (2014) - Aug 14, 2018
"Kind of... boring and puerile."
70 86% Accident Man (2018) - Aug 14, 2018
"Man, I love Adkins—in all senses—but I think this movie is simply a solid one. I loved his ass while giving some nice flying kicks and some good flashbacks did not hurt anyone."
50 35% Delirium (2018) - Aug 14, 2018
"Fans of Horror movies could appreciate that it is technically speaking well done. I think others would not love it. Not sure though if it was found footage or simply handheld. At least Seth Austin was kind of hunky."
70 86% Women of Mafia (2018) - Aug 13, 2018
"Little disappointing because I thought that I was going to see an undercover movie and not exactly that. That said, an awesome movie almost two and twenty minutes and not boring at any moment plus some hot male bodies, especially, Piotr Stramowski"