Ytadel
Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 26 Jun 2006
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Weak Hero Class 1 (2022) - Rated 22 Sep 2025
"If I'd watched this show as a kid I'd have been severely misled about how much fighting I would have to do in high school"
Venom: The Last Dance (2024) - Rated 20 Sep 2025
"This is the second Venom movie in a row where I felt the superhero fatigue physically pressing down on me like a weighted blanket for the first 65% of the runtime - to the extent I semi-considered bailing and finishing the movie tomorrow night - before it marginally redeemed itself with a goofy, protracted, cartoonishly enjoyable climactic sequence. Nevertheless, while I had a few chuckles in the last half hour I really can't imagine I'll ever watch this trilogy again in my life."
Lost in Starlight (2025) - Rated 19 Sep 2025
"The romance is generic but sweet and it is quite visually striking."
The Life List (2025) - Rated 17 Sep 2025
"Been watching a lot of chick flicks lately. This one has an interesting premise where the chick has a list of mission objectives but then it kind of rushes thru it (her becoming a teacher is compressed into like ten minutes spread across 3-4 scenes) and the ending goes suuuper safe. Sofia Carson doesn’t look anything like Connie Britton’s daughter to me but idk whatever genetics can be funny I guess. Basically harmless I guess"
Tyler Perry's Divorce in the Black (2024) - Rated 16 Sep 2025
"I got so bored I watched a Tyler Perry movie"
Boss Nigger (1975) - Rated 13 Sep 2025
"*looking around sweating nervously while typing a movie’s name into the search bar*"
The Little Mermaid (1992) - Rated 12 Sep 2025
"I never knew this existed until like 20 years later; having most of the original voice cast here (Ariel, King Triton, Sebastian) and relatively on-model art/animation makes it feel like a weird dream you had about The Little Mermaid. The movie made it seem like Ariel was getting into an unusually dangerous situation for her but turns out she's dealt with villains and life-and-death situation like dozens of times before."
The Brotherhood of Justice (1986) - Rated 12 Sep 2025
"Weird after school special / super low budget teen drama movie about teens who start the shittiest gang ever to enforce "justice" against drug dealers, thieves, vandals (and in one jarring scene that felt harsh even for the 80s just casually throwing in "homos" on their list of potential wrongdoers to rough up) then going all Magnum Force psycho. Notable now largely for being I believe the first ever top-billed role for Keanu Reeves (Kiefer Sutherland is here too but a much smaller part)."
Lilo & Stitch (2025) - Rated 05 Sep 2025
"I just don't care about watching a six year old through a whole movie; six is too little for me care about. I see a six year old I'm just instantly annoyed. I don't think I've ever liked a movie with a six year old protagonist in my whole life, no I didn't like Beasts of the Southern Wild either. The older sister was hot tho but why is she like 15 years older than her younger sister lol - ok I guess that's not impossible but pretty rare. Stitch was well-animated I guess?"
Thunderbolts* (2025) - Rated 27 Aug 2025
"The depression/mental health theme gives it more of an anchor and something to attempt to say than most of the MCUs on the last few years, and I think Florence Pugh undeniably has that watchable “it” factor. I would gripe about the super-gray color grading but I understand it’s done with some intentionality given the movie’s themes. There are some plot contrivances I kind of chuckled/rolled eyes at."
